Has anyone else noticed that the Pike/Pine corridor just keeps getting weirder and weirder on the weekends? Summer's just around the corner, too. Like Louie here, it'd be wise to polish up your mangina now—really trim up that bikini line—before it starts heating up for real.
COLUMN UPDATE: This just in! Here at Drunk of the Week, we can't say for sure what's happened to Louie's mangina, but as of yesterday, he shaved the beard on his face! Three years worth of beard. Louie claims, he's "taking it to a taxidermist."