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Taylor and His Missing Toof!

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

Do you know how much faster you can shotgun cans of Rainier if you're missing a front tooth? Teeth just get in the way. Taylor told me: "When I lost that tooth, I thought, 'Fuck yeah!' I always felt like I had an extra one."

Like any great Drunk of the Week, there ain't NO SHAME in Taylor's game. Ka-PLOW! recommended

 

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