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Drunk of the Week: Axl Rosé

Drunk of the Week

Kelly O

You know where you are? You're in the summer jungle, baby! And you Seattleites are gonna DIE! In the jungle, welcome to the jungle—watch the heat bring you to your ta-nah-nah-nah-nah-nah-knees, KNEES. In the jungle, welcome to the jungle... It's gonna bring you down—HOOO'UH! recommended

 

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me likey!
Posted by 1st for once on July 15, 2014 at 11:46 PM · Report this
wisepunk 2
the yakascratchy river. I can almost feel the rash from my youth.
Posted by wisepunk on July 16, 2014 at 3:19 PM · Report this
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Gross...crocs? Really?
Sure, they're retarded and you (hopefully) are being ironic and funny, but it's much to soon for that.

Posted by aeros66 on July 16, 2014 at 6:44 PM · Report this
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beautiful muscle tone
Posted by beerchucker on July 19, 2014 at 7:16 AM · Report this
Texas10R 5
Bear sighting on the Duwamish? It must be mating season.
Posted by Texas10R on July 21, 2014 at 11:30 PM · Report this
Dirtclustit 6
how so? That dude probably doesn't work nights anymore so he won't be tannin in his boxer-shorts-modified-into-bikini and even if you had gotten the beard length correct.... there's where the hidden bigoted words about men that spend time on their knees

He don't look like one of em
Posted by Dirtclustit on August 2, 2014 at 6:01 PM · Report this
Dirtclustit 7
the year was 1999, give or take two or three, and I thought dumb ass's tattoo, had been punk ass graffitists who didn't have the balls to tag something noticeable

A friend of mine claimed it looked like a small blue cloud (minus the eyes and nose of course) and claimed "Maybe it's because you smoke"

you little trantrum thrower
Posted by Dirtclustit on August 2, 2014 at 6:06 PM · Report this

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