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What do bartenders do after pouring drinks for your obnoxious asses all night long? After breathing in all your cigarettes, after fighting with you to "just please finish that last glass and get the hell out" when those lights come on at 2:00 a.m.? Sometimes they show up at your after-party and chase down 13 cans of Black Label with almost half a bottle of Old Crow. Pretty soon, you're '86-ing THEM, and just praying they won't remember it the next time you're standing in front of THEIR bar, ordering another drink.
Johnny says, "Zache, quit touching my bikini area." Johnny will receive a Drunk of the Week T-shirt, and an extra $10 in his tip jar. KELLY O
NOTE TO "VALENTINO" FROM THE WAR ROOM: I lost your contact info; that's why your drunken mug isn't pictured above.
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