Julie Schwartz: A Poem
This is my hand.
My hand will do.
After seven or eight beers, I will terrorize you.
It might seem creepy, it might not seem right,
But I take my little hand out drinking at night. 
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this one sucks
go down to westlake thursday nights at 7:15pm and look for the assholes on bikes. you'll find plenty of worthy potentials for this column.
go down to westlake thursday nights at 7:15pm and look for the assholes on bikes. you'll find plenty of worthy potentials for this column.
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Is she drinking to the supposed demise of DOTW, which has been "officially" a "dead column" for weeks now?
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Are you kidding? What's wrong with you people? You obviously don't know Little Hand (poor you). You should feel lucky that you got this rare sighting. Little Hand has been places and done things that you could not even dream of. Check out Little Hand's My Space. You nay sayers are a bunch of losers! Assholes on bikes at Westlake? Wow that sounds soooo awesome! Hahahahaha....
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Yes, clicking on DOTW has become more regrettable with each passing week and this was the last straw. No more for me, thanks.
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Please tell me that you aren't all this allergic to fun. Ugh, I may never attend Slog Happy now.....
The fucking haterade on the nets response is so middle school it makes my skin crawl.
High 5 little hand....you creepy fucker.
The fucking haterade on the nets response is so middle school it makes my skin crawl.
High 5 little hand....you creepy fucker.
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I used to get this crazy mind trip when I got fevers as a kid, some kind of messed up proprioception thing. my cousin called it "big hand little hand".
This photo totally brought that back
This photo totally brought that back
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this column looks like my little sister's facebook page which consists of photos of her and her friends making goofy faces with drinks in hand. it's a fucking waste of space cuz it's boring. i blame myself for always looking. i want to see some really really shitfaced antics not kelly o's college pics
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For those of you that don't like this DOTW think of it...nobody cares. Go out there and do something cool instead of complaining, "This is the last time I'm clicking on DOTW"...how many times have you said that before? Every DOTW? Yeah, that's what I thought...spread love, not hate. The Stranger isn't here for you to whine; it's here for you to enjoy.
Julie and Little Hand are my hero!
Julie and Little Hand are my hero!
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And dannydoggle...stoping talking about your sisters facebook page...that's creepier than the hand
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I love little hand and I met little hand when I was 22 years old, little hand is still funny to me.
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I must say while I'm a BIG fan of this little hand, I do think it's even funnier that people feel the need to announce that "this is officially the last time" they will read the DOTW just because of this entry -- as if the world gives a crap? Haters, just move on in silence and leave the rest of us to our fun. Viva la little hand!!
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wow!!...who knew so many people cared?! Of course you should care cuz its FUNNY AS SHIT!! For all you whack jobs who are haters you best watch out..you may be my next victim! Now go on, get a life, kiss my little fingers and love it!
L.H.
L.H.
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As a side note, like that monster cock needs any help looking any bigger with the addition of a tiny hand. My cock on the other "hand"...
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Kelly O.:
On any given night I can run into any number of interesting drunks just walking down the street.
Why are we all subjected to your drinking buddies? This tripe belongs on myspace. Not facebook; myspace.
Do you understand the subtext here?
On any given night I can run into any number of interesting drunks just walking down the street.
Why are we all subjected to your drinking buddies? This tripe belongs on myspace. Not facebook; myspace.
Do you understand the subtext here?
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Hey ChasingAmy and KellyBlows,....yes, there are interesting drunks on the street on any given night..DUH..however, you guys arent cool enough to have a job taking pictures of people having fun and that has HUMOR involved so shut it- L.H. began in New York 20 some years ago where people actually HAVE a sense of humor and arent such stuffy uptight cant smile passive aggressive fucks...From N.Y. to Italy L.H. has been making people drop to their knees and will continue to do so....maybe you two should start doing something creative. just sayin'.
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For the record, I met Julie the night this photo was taken. I haven't seen or talked to her since. I'm really confused why everyone assumes she's my friend. My "drinking buddy". How/why is this automatically assumed?
The night I observed Julie fucking with people with this little hand, well, my bad (?), I thought it was a pretty weird and funny thing to be doing. Have you ever seen someone in a bar running around with a tiny hand? I have not.
I've always thought this column should feature people that are out in our city doing weird and interesting things while drinking. Luckily our city is full of interesting characters.
Sorry to those who think Little Hand was stupid. Maybe you had to be there to see how absurd it was. Also, pictures of drunk people posing with a glass are boring. So are pictures of people stumbling out of QFC. I think there should be more of a story to tell...
The night I observed Julie fucking with people with this little hand, well, my bad (?), I thought it was a pretty weird and funny thing to be doing. Have you ever seen someone in a bar running around with a tiny hand? I have not.
I've always thought this column should feature people that are out in our city doing weird and interesting things while drinking. Luckily our city is full of interesting characters.
Sorry to those who think Little Hand was stupid. Maybe you had to be there to see how absurd it was. Also, pictures of drunk people posing with a glass are boring. So are pictures of people stumbling out of QFC. I think there should be more of a story to tell...
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Kudos, Kelly O, for Julie's Little Hand, and stories to tell!
To all you drunken haters out there, go and piss yourselves a beer.
Then stumble out in front of QFC so people will call you weird!
To all you drunken haters out there, go and piss yourselves a beer.
Then stumble out in front of QFC so people will call you weird!
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