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Sometimes God just does us all a favor. I mean, how perfect
was it that we had to turn the clocks back on Halloween night? Man, if
we HADN'T had that extra hour to just keep drinking more and more, and
then even more—I would have completely missed the
oh-so-memorable opportunity to pass out, facedown on my couch, and wake
up with a half-smoked cigarette stuck to my eyebrow with spirit gum.
And Brad here? Without that extra hour, he would have NEVER had enough
time to get the proper amount of booze down his throat while wearing
his Mickey Mouse hat and neatly trimmed Charlie Chaplin mustache. These
things are important! So for this, God, I thank you. (Oh, and sorry for
cursing you so many times on Sunday morning.) 
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I dunno Bush spent half of his presidency on vacation and it didn't really do him (or us) any good.
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In weird (sorta related) news, Mickey Mouse is getting a makeover.
To make him "meaner": http://bit.ly/Hne51
To make him "meaner": http://bit.ly/Hne51
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