Kelly O

I've done a ton of dumb shit while I was drunk: given myself a haircut, snorted kiwi-strawberry Crystal Light mix, hit myself in the head with a pair of nunchucks. But one thing I've never, ever done is what Josh here is doing. He's giving HIMSELF a wedgie. And not just any wedgie, but what's commonly known as a "Melvin"—a frontal wedgie.

Josh says, "Hmm, well, I had two glasses of white wine, two vodka-cranberries, two Long Islands, and one Mac & Jack's." Uh, yep. That'll do it.