Drunk of the Week
A 2:00 a.m. Dark-Alley Walk-Off
Just when I was starting to think the condo explosion in the Pike/Pine corridor was making it completely unbearable to leave the house on a Saturday night—that the droves of insatiable weekend warriors were gobbling up the neighborhood and spitting it back out like a gooey piece of cultureless gum that lost its flavor because you chewed the f*cking thing for over four hours while drinking cheap beer—just when I thought all was lost forever, I come around the corner and there's a full-on 2:00 a.m. Paris Is Burning–style vogue-off in the dirty alley by the Egyptian Theatre. Why these boys came all the way from SeaTac and Federal Way to dance in a stinky alley I do not know, but I can't thank them enough for restoring my faith in the neighborhood.
Dynasty says, "Drunk of the Week is FIERCE." Not as fierce as you, girl.