March 16, 2011

Drunk of the Week

Submission of the Week: The AMF

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"This was in the U-District, outside of Finn's. This guy pre-gamed with vodka, got to the bar, and was going to just 'stick with beer.' His friends got him a couple Four Horsemen shots and then got him an AMF, which he spilled on the table, then mopped up with a rag, poured back into his glass, and downed. It was gray and disgusting. About 20 minutes later, he was passed out on the sidewalk outside." —Anthony

WTF is an AMF? Saith SuperCocktails.com: The AMF, aka the Adios Motherfucker, is 1/2 ounce vodka, 1/2 ounce rum, 1/2 ounce tequila, 1/2 ounce gin, 1/2 ounce blue curaçao, 2 ounces sour mix, and 2 ounces 7UP. WOWEEEE. Adios, Motherfucker! KELLY O

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In other words, an AMF is a Long Island iced tea with 7-up instead of Coke and blue curacao instead of triple sec. Sheesh.

Posted by Chicago Fan on March 16, 2011 at 12:29 PM · Report

Maybe he just tripped over his hangin-too-low britches.

Posted by Looking For a Better Read on March 16, 2011 at 2:28 PM · Report

I think Kelly O wants desperately to pull a Charlie Sheen on us, but lacks the requisite fame, money, sparkle, and Adonis DNA.

Posted by ctmcmull on March 16, 2011 at 4:24 PM · Report

She does have tiger's blood and a secret wang. Watch out!

Posted by freesandbags on March 16, 2011 at 7:46 PM · Report

wang not secret any more

Posted by whatsbeckgottadowithit on March 16, 2011 at 8:44 PM · Report

Sounds like Technicolor barf to me...

Posted by snockered on March 16, 2011 at 11:29 PM · Report

@1 and it's a shot, instead of a pint glass...

Posted by Callie

on March 17, 2011 at 11:03 AM · Report

he tripped over his too-tight pants

Posted by hans millionaire on March 17, 2011 at 11:50 AM · Report

@1, thank you for you correction, where would we all be without such insight.

Posted by Poopydick on March 17, 2011 at 12:10 PM · Report

@7 how can that be a shot? There's 6.5 oz of liquid in there. That more than 4 shot glasses.

Posted by AMF-FTW! on March 17, 2011 at 2:09 PM · Report

@7 Cocktail served in highball glass

Posted by SamsaCat on March 17, 2011 at 2:40 PM · Report

OMG, Kelly!! It looks like Kristoffer!

Posted by Auntie Roach on March 17, 2011 at 5:07 PM · Report

Earl's serves them pint glass style. Been there, drunk that! And also, that drunk.

Posted by The Kelvis on March 18, 2011 at 9:54 AM · Report

@7 Something that totals 7.5 ounces of fluid is not a shot. If you mixed all this and shook it over ice, it'd come out to about 8 shots.

Posted by Chicago Fan on March 18, 2011 at 10:15 AM · Report

@14 Good thing you're not a college professor of Math... 1.5 Ounces = 1 Shot, so 7.5/1.5 comes out to 5 shots, not 8.

Posted by UNPAID COMMENTER on March 18, 2011 at 11:22 AM · Report

In the nineties this drink was called an Electric Ice-blue Lemonade.

Posted by basmatic on March 20, 2011 at 10:38 AM · Report

Gross, in several ways.

Posted by John Horstman on March 21, 2011 at 7:23 AM · Report

but were his pants originally like that?

Posted by pales on March 21, 2011 at 12:30 PM · Report

Wouldn't it be amusing to hang out with a fool like this and, when he's passed out, take his pants off and put them back on backwards? No other un-toward activity implied or intended, just see how much coming to in backwards pants fucks with his head.

Posted by quadgemini on March 21, 2011 at 12:37 PM · Report

Yeah, but you gotta respect ANY Drunk who'd mop up his spilled drink with a stinky bar towel and then wring it back into his glass;
and THEN, what the hell, why waste a perfectly good drink?

"What brand of Bleach do you guys use here? It tastes like it might have gone Bad!
I'm NEVER coming back to this establishment! So don't ask!"

And those half-masted trippin' pants -- don't they just holler for a little TLC?

Posted by 2embarassed2byTP on March 21, 2011 at 10:14 PM · Report