October 30, 2008

Drunk of the Week

Todd and Sarah Palin!

KELLY O

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You're not gonna believe it, I know, but listen to this! Saturday night I go down to Kells Irish Pub, near Pike Place Market. See, I've been on a little ghost-hunting mission and I read somewhere that Kells occupies part of what used to be the E.R. Butterworth and Sons mortuary (specifically the embalming room and crematorium). When I got there, the downstairs was supercrowded, so I thought I'd sneak upstairs to see if it was any quieter. Well, instead of a ghost, guess what I saw?! That's right! Todd-motherfucking-Palin (for some reason dressed as a sheriff), drink in hand, dry-rubbing his weenie all over wife Sarah's $3,000 Neiman Marcus skirt in middle of the dance floor. T'was unbelievable! He was spilling what looked like vodka, and the VP-hopeful was drinking some sort of Anheuser-Busch product. Hoo. And were they were shit-canned! When I tried to approach the Palins, a bodyguard (for some reason dressed as a panda) stopped me in my tracks. I pleaded with my northern Midwest accent, but it didn't matter. They were quickly whisked away.

I guess it just goes to show, you never know who you're going to run into down at the Market.

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You make this shit up!! You went to some "early" Halloween party. You can't fool me - I know you!!!!

Posted by Momma on October 29, 2008 at 6:06 PM · Report

if only you could see "todds" amazingly short booty shorts. They were pretty impressive ;-)

Posted by dangle on October 29, 2008 at 9:21 PM · Report

She looks like a real whore to me.

Posted by HumanBeer on October 30, 2008 at 7:13 AM · Report

Dangle, I added a picture just for you. Impressive indeed.

(also, hi mom!)

Posted by KELLY O on October 30, 2008 at 5:05 PM · Report

It is amazing that "Todd" looks so much like that dude from Reno 911. It might be because he is wearing a Reno Sherriff's Dept uniform.

Posted by I <3 TV on October 30, 2008 at 7:16 PM · Report

This 'we post our friends picture, then our friends comment' stuff is boring. Try getting out of your comfort zone and keep the other stuff to your MySpace page.

Posted by ehh. on October 31, 2008 at 1:21 AM · Report

At least someone else recognizes Lt. Dangle from Reno911.

Posted by Reno911 on October 31, 2008 at 9:19 AM · Report

That's SO Dangle.

Posted by litmus0001 on October 31, 2008 at 10:39 AM · Report

Dear Ehh, I don't know these people OR have a myspace page. I did post that extra photo though. And I do think the first comment was really made by my real mom...

Posted by KELLY O on October 31, 2008 at 11:10 AM · Report

Wait Sarah was at my party too, how'd she do that i live in Idaho Dont Ya Know

Posted by Idaho on November 1, 2008 at 9:08 AM · Report

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Hi Kelly, I believe you, and I guess I was just jealous of your social life anyways.
Your Mom sounds cool.
Ehh

Posted by Ehh. on November 1, 2008 at 7:05 PM · Report

If only you got "The Maverick" outside squatting or kneeling in an alley.........

Posted by Dr. Phil Me on November 2, 2008 at 8:26 AM · Report

If that panda was being shot at from a helicopter I would believe that this is really Sarah Palin.

Posted by Save the Drama for Kelly's Momma on November 4, 2008 at 7:30 AM · Report

Although I'm immediately attracted to her Seattle trademarked milky white gams, the thought of some uninhibited ass play or tom-foolery without the wrath of the a Lord seems like a win-win situation.

A ball gag would definitely be a must.

For both of em.

Posted by Glib on November 5, 2008 at 5:31 PM · Report