To the seven-foot-tall asshole at Franz Ferdinand on June 8: You stink. I hate you. Yeah, you, the one with the ugly face and the ugly pants! I was the one who tried to get past you to get closer to Nick McCarthy and you're the jerk that pushed me back. But pushing me wasn't enough, was it?! No, you had to PULL MY HAIR and tell me you're going to "fuck me up." And what the hell were you doing standing in the front anyway? Don't you know that you're SEVEN FEET TALL? Freak. Even your friends thought you were an asshole as they watched in disbelief. Karma will fucking get back to you. How, you ask? In the form of a freak car accident? A brain tumor? A blistering combination of scabies and genital warts? Just you wait. Oh, FYI, I talked to Nick McCarthy after the show and I told him about your retarded stunt, and he agrees that you're an ass and he can't believe that one of his "fans" is such a prick. And now he hates you. Ha. Ha. Ha.

--Anonymous