Street Smart

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Feeling more liberal than usual, I bought a bottle of water, a jar of peanut butter, and a bag of bagels for a homeless man. No big deal, I know, but it's better than anything you've done lately, right?

Anyway, the homeless dude thanked me for the water and peanut butter, but he tossed the bagels back at me.

"I don't eat that Jew shit," he said.

My fellow citizens, if we glance away, even for a second, then they (meaning: us) will begin the next Holocaust and make plans for the one after that. recommended


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There's a lot of anger in crazy, huh?
Posted by portland scribe on December 19, 2012 at 12:10 PM · Report this
Is it just me or does this seem incomplete? I only see 6 lines. Was that the author's intent or did the editor goof? just a question.
Posted by grumpy bastard on December 19, 2012 at 3:17 PM · Report this
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Sorry about that! It was incomplete. There was an open tag, hiding the first paragraph. It's fixed now.
Posted by Megan Seling on December 19, 2012 at 4:49 PM · Report this
I agree with him. I've never liked bagels either.
Posted by crone on December 22, 2012 at 1:07 PM · Report this

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