Feeling more liberal than usual, I bought a bottle of water, a jar of peanut butter, and a bag of bagels for a homeless man. No big deal, I know, but it's better than anything you've done lately, right?
Anyway, the homeless dude thanked me for the water and peanut butter, but he tossed the bagels back at me.
"I don't eat that Jew shit," he said.
My fellow citizens, if we glance away, even for a second, then they (meaning: us) will begin the next Holocaust and make plans for the one after that.