Fleeing Phoenix
Refugees Streaming North from Desert Shithole
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Imagine a place where the climate is so hostile that only the most desperate travel on foot--what few sidewalks that exist are as dusty as the hallways of a haunted house. Nowhere is there a place not designed strictly for access by car; because of the traffic, tempers run so high the radio advises drivers not to make eye contact with one another lest they get shot.
In the last decade, the September monsoons that once watered the desert in which this city was built now come at irregular times, or not at all. In summer, children who fall on the pavement are hospitalized with third-degree burns from the asphalt. In this land of indignity, the county jail is an outdoor tent city in 120-degree heat, where prisoners wear pink jumpsuits (also sold as souvenirs), their every move broadcast by webcam over the Internet. Every New Year's Eve, several people die from the return of bullets fired at random into the air.
Stranger Personals
This is what it means to say, Phoenix, Arizona. And this is why, even after the death of grunge, the dot-com bust, and the Boeing bail, Phoenix residents are fleeing to Seattle.
Seattle's domestic immigrants have arrived in sequential, overlapping waves since the 1940s, when the city's tiny black community swelled with wartime factory workers from Oklahoma, East Texas, Mississippi, and Arkansas. They in turn were followed by veterans of all races who came home from wars in Korea and Vietnam through Fort Lewis and Bremerton, and stuck around. Californians fleeing their state's increasing unlivability arrived in the '70s and '80s, and they were followed in the last decade by technology workers from all over the country.
These days, unhappy white Angelenos are no longer moving north but east, into the desert cities of the Southwest. In an attempt to accommodate new residents used to slightly cooler climates, Phoenix's sprawl now clusters around artificial lakes (from which water evaporates in huge volumes), to create the illusion that Arizona is not a desert.
Phoenicians who are sick of the heat, the waste, the violence, and the Californians are moving to Seattle in huge numbers. The size of the Phoenix refugee community in Seattle is unknown, but there is one highly reliable indicator of Phoenix-to-Seattle migration: Suddenly a considerable number of baristas (that mezzanine of the local economy) hail from Phoenix. Twenty-one-year-old Yann's story is illustrative. Like many Phoenix residents, he blew into the desert town on a whim and quickly found himself mired in a swamp of dissolution, fear, and decay. Upon his arrival in Phoenix, co-workers told Yann never to walk west of 35th Avenue, where a quarter of the city lives, largely without streetlights or paved roads, where even buses (which ordinary citizens are afraid to ride) don't run. Soon afterward, Yann's roommate was kidnapped at gunpoint by a drug dealer, and Yann's $1,500 worth of professional musical equipment was stolen, replaced, and stolen again.
If Yann sat on the front step of the 600-unit apartment complex where he lived (in a not particularly bad part of town), he would be offered crystal meth every 10 minutes. If he left the lights on after 10:00 p.m., meth buyers would ring his bell. Apparently, this is ordinary life in Phoenix, which stands at the forefront of America's fastest-growing drug habit. Every day a meth lab is busted or burns in the metropolitan area, so often that the TV news doesn't report such incidents unless a child is trapped in the blaze or suffocates from the toxic fumes of the speed-making process (which itself happens every few days).
Tara, a 25-year-old bookseller, lived in "The Valley of the Sun" until moving to Seattle two years ago. She says Yann's experience is typical. Most of her middle-class peers got into hard drugs in junior high, and she quit her first job canvassing for the Sierra Club, after two clients answered the door with guns.
Beyond the city's social problems lies Phoenix's eternal (and eternally damned) struggle with nature. In Tara's home suburb of Tempe, the city passed a bond in 1997 to put inflatable dams across the Salt River and create Tempe Town Lake, in hopes of spawning a multimillion-dollar beachside shopping and hotel development. However, the mosquitoes attracted by the reservoir became so intense that the city was forced to dump ominous quantities of pesticide into the dead lake. Phoenix's dry climate once drew retirees and people with respiratory problems; now the air is so polluted it tops the national lists for rates of asthma.
Like Tara, Michael Serpe left family and friends to get the hell out of Phoenix, and now runs a tiny record label, Homerecorded, from his basement in Madrona. Serpe moved here 10 years ago, after a long stint in Phoenix's punk scene; he says there was no place in that city for an organic local culture to take root. When the 29-year-old moved to Phoenix as a child, his former fifth-grade class back in Queens wrote to ask if he carried a canteen and went to school on a horse. "Phoenix used to be the desert," he says. "Now it's L.A."
Hardly. Los Angeles is the hub for numerous native and immigrant subcultures, as well as the flawed yet awesome machine of Hollywood, and sandwiched as it is between mountains and ocean, relief from its crush of cars is close by. Between the rootlessness of Phoenix's residents (voter registration is among the lowest nationwide) and the ruthlessness of its developers, Phoenix occupies a level of Inferno all its own. Most of the land between Phoenix and funkier Tucson, a two-hour drive through what used to be desert, is covered with mindless sprawl.
"There are no mom-and-pops anymore, just chains, restaurants owned by PepsiCo," says Serpe. "It's like a Dr. Seuss cartoon where a guy rolls out a little box and it unfolds into a strip mall, the same everywhere." To Serpe, the city is an agglomeration of private, air-conditioned environments--"car to work, to store, to home"--that do not mix. Thus culture is entirely received from the electronic media, and attempts at a local identity, Serpe says, extend no further than the borrowed Indian motifs decorating Phoenix's freeway underpasses and living rooms.
So community-seeking Phoenicians, if not held in place by poverty, children, or mortgages, are fleeing to the Northwest. Like the Central District's Somali and Ethiopian residents (refugees from wars and starvation), these refugees from heat, malls, and sprawl huddle in the U-District and Capitol Hill, close to Seattle's core, near the pedestrian enclaves and non-commercial cultural outlets they craved for so long. Like true Seattleites, most of them try not to cross Lake Washington. Because how far is the now strip-malled and highway-girded Eastside from becoming Phoenix, but with rain and trees?
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I just came back from there after visiting my Parents in Scottsdale - that place is all the bad of LA, with none of the good. Imagine a Republican LA - stubborn refusal to believe that their lifestyle is unsustainable, and a resistance to admitting that the economy is hitting the shitter. I've never seen a more deluded city.
But sure, in the summer its the anvil of hell there. My cousin was just house robbed, and there was a sniper the year before last. Seattle has gotten its mass-shooters too now. Plenty of yokel nutjobs in the surrounding areas around here. You talk about bleak suburbs. Leave your legacy Capitol HIll home and see the dreary suburbs go on for miles in all directions.
Phoenix is nowhere near as scary as LA and its one million gangbangers. You want sun and safety, then go to Monte Carlo, if you can afford it. The sunny places on planet earth are in demand. If you like to get over 80 degrees five days a year, then Seattle is your place.
I'd rather live here than there, but I definitely could not stand to never hit the desert, but then Utah is pretty much the place to see it. Oh yeah, the women in AZ actually give a crap how they look, however, if you want a woman who actually uses birth control, go to Vancouver BC. The honeys are in force in Canada, and they're educated. People smile up there, too. If anyplace is truly done, its all of America.
Don't even let me get started on Scottsfail, home to more douches per capita than any other city in America and quite possibly the world.
I GTFO and moved back East last year and it was the most sensible thing I've ever done.
I find it laughable that you refer to me as a rube. Maybe it's you that has not traveled enough to have even the vaugest idea what you're comparing, apples to oranges to your elbow to the place you've been storing that head of yours. Maybe you've never visited rural states. States like Montana or Wyoming that have virtually nothing to do or places to go eat that's not a least an hours drive away. These are beautful places and they have excellent restaurants and activities (other than drinking) but nothing is right around the corner. But I'm sure that if you went there, everyone you met would be a hick or country bumpkin. Or maybe you're the asshole. They got plently of them on the east coast. I know.
I'm from the east coast, I grew up there. I go back and visit every couple of years and you couldn't pay me to live there. If I wanted to use your line of thinking I would go on about how much of joke Seattle is compared to N.Y.C. but what would be the point. If you want to sound simple and small minded go on making comparisons to two things that are nothing alike. I have family and friends on boths coasts, the Midwest, and plenty of other places including Seattle and I have visited them and enjoyed spending time in these various cities.
I don't give a flying f*ck what you or anyone else thinks of me. I don't care what you think of Phoenix. Read my first comment again, I wrote about the factual inaccuracies in this p.o.s. article. I gave examples of the truth about the Phoenix metro area and the rest of the state of Arizona. I made a point of writing how the people who have lived here for years and years love it when someone moves to the desert than complains about it, and runs their mouth about how great it is "back home" and then finally leaves. It's great because there's too many people here already, we don't need you or want you here if you hate it. And next month there will be thousands of more f*cktards to take your place.
It wouldn't surprise me if you were the assclown who wrote this article in the first place. Your comment was just more of the same bullsh#t: "Nothing to do but drink and get high" - Escaped from PHX. That's rich coming from a city with one the worst heroin problems in the country. Who's got you beat there Los Angeles, Boston, or Baltimore?
As for my name "haterade" it refers to what I drink every morning to get through the day without punching people in the face. It aint booze or dope buddy, it's pure hate and it's in the water I drink and the air I breathe. Call it my sh*t filter for people like you. Assholes are everywhere, and an inordinate amount are online. Talking out their necks, hiding behind their computer screens, and becoming the next generation of telephone tough guys. People who are all talk and no action. What's really sad is they don't even know what the hell they're talking about.
If you're going to use my name in your comment don't get pissed when I call you on your bullsh*t "Escaped from PHX". I'm sure you'll be flagging this comment, on this months old article, as you sit in your authenic trattoria in some Rhode Island strip mall sipping merlot, eating by yourself and feeling superior. Abuse isn't illuminating another person's mental deficiencies when they are regurgitating the same elitest pap as their like minded fellows.
It's over reliance on boom-and-busts sectors such as tourism and housing make it's economy woefully unsustainable. It's lack of high-sector high-tech careers ruin it's house hold income rate.
The state consistently ranks in the low-40s as far as eduction goes. It's crime and drug problems are on the rise. It's urban heat island crisis as not even been discussed on the state legislative level.
It has not figured out how to properly construct and implement a flourishing downtown. Instead it shifts that responsibility to its suburbs such as Mesa. Yes those, "cities". Mesa that has a population even to or exceeding Pittsburgh and Cinicinnati. Mesa, like every other suburb of Phoenix, doesn't offer any sort of sustainable living or economy and so, in fact; these cities act as a net-drag on the region. What they'll do is fancy themselves as a "bedroom" community and continual cut taxes worsening an already deadly plummet that will end up with Phoenix being the 21st Centuries version of Detroit.
While Phoenix and Arizona whored themselves to the real estate market in the late 80s and 90s you had cities such as Seattle and San Francisco building sustainable economies around a booming technology sector, now both cities are able to sustain a consistent population growth, while offering decent living conditions and pleasurable weather (Phoenix in the last 20 years has seen a 20 degree rise, half a degree a year corresponding along with the housing boom; asphalt + concrete sidewalks + homes = more heat).
It's wasn't that long ago when Phoenix would see summer highs of 106 to 110. Now it has summer highs exceeding 112 because of the city and the state's reluctance to deal with it's mounting urban heat island index that worsened during the housing boom.
What Phoenix needs to do to turn things around are so elementary that it so transparently obvious that the state legislature simply just doesn't give two flying fucks.










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