Look at this stupid kitten. Who could love such a stupid kitten? It can't talk. It can't fetch the paper. It's always licking itself. It even has to pee in a box; it can't even flush a toilet! Why would anyone want to own such a stupid, worthless kitten? You'd be better off with a puppy. At least they do something! All this stupid kitten does is eat and sleep. Look at it. Look at this kitten. Stupid, stupid kitten.