First, no one gives a shit about what you think about the Occupy protests, or should I say, no one gives a shit about what whatever YouTube video you watched thinks about the Occupy protests. Second, your solution for all of the "entitled, Xbox-playing, iPad-using, everybody-gets-a-prize soccer-playing protesters" to go spend three days a month living in the woods carrying water so they appreciate all that corporations do for us is brilliant! Did you think that up while you sped along in your two-seat drop-top Lexus with the vanity plates or did you hear that one on the Bose stereo system? I do appreciate the offer of some "real news" when you tossed your copy of the July 7 issue of the Wall Street Journal on the counter. It's good to know you're up to date on what happened early this summer. Lastly, we are all suffering, dude. Good economies and bad, life is tough. At least a few people are willing to stand up to the Man and selflessly look out for others. Enjoy your coffee.

—Anonymous