Please keep in mind that you are, in fact, 26, not 86—so stop whining about how horrible modern life is. Stop telling me on and on and on how everything was better in your time. The music was better, the movies were better, the actors were better. There were no annoying special effects and video games that corrupt our children, and the food was healthier and tastier, and people didn't use computers, and they grew and cooked their own food, and they read newspapers and they were so much more intelligent, and even morals were better. It turns out that 50, 100, 200 years ago, people were all honest and affectionate and unselfish, and they didn't lie or steal or sell their friends for money, and they didn't use each other and their relationships were real. Seriously, dude, what next? Shut the fuck up already.