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STEVEN WEISSMAN

Dear Ex-Boyfriend,

Thank you so much for cheating on me with our coworker who is now my manager. When you and I went to Bite of Seattle, we were having such a great time—laughing, holding hands, saying "I love you." When we got home to our one-bedroom apartment, you asked me to grab your phone—and on the screen it was obvious you were phone-fucking our coworker. You were sending pics of your dick and asking if she wanted your "hard ginger cock inside of you." I love how your first reaction was to say you were just "flirting." Eventually you admitted that you were with her the night I stayed up until 5 a.m. worried what the fuck happened to you. You first convinced me that you spent the night at your parents', but you later admitted she was sucking your "hard ginger cock" all night.

Even though I moved out the day after the Bite, I had to go back to work the next day and sit in a cube 10 feet away from you fuckers. Yeah, we shouldn't have lived and worked together. I appreciate your apology and that you finally admitted you fucked up. It's shitty having to work with you both, but I dodged a "hard ginger" bullet!

—Anonymous

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I really wish they'd post say, three I Anon letters on the web each week.. Then people could comment about which they like the best. And of course have more to complain about.
Posted by jack chandelier on August 29, 2012 at 9:32 AM · Report this
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Screwing co-workers is almost ALWAYS a mistake. If you do it you've earned that awkwardness you are feeling.
Posted by woofy on August 29, 2012 at 10:32 AM · Report this
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This is why we don't fuck where we earn our living.
Posted by suddenlyorcas on August 29, 2012 at 10:42 AM · Report this
growler 4
sounds like this guy is a REAL GO-GETTER! Nothing better than mixing business with pleasure, you ask me. He screwed a subordinate, then quickly moved up to screwing management. This guy could own the company by month's end!
Is there time to put this dynamo on a Presidential Ticket?
Posted by growler on August 29, 2012 at 10:44 AM · Report this
MacBastard 5
Your first mistake - getting involved with a ginger in the first place. He only moved in with you so he could lull you into a sense of false security and THEN suck out your soul through your eyeballs. Luckily, he did a typically greedy ginger thing and tried to start another soul-stealing while still working on yours. You really did dodge a "hard ginger" bullet!
Posted by MacBastard on August 29, 2012 at 12:04 PM · Report this
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@3 or as we say in my neck of the woods: "don't shit where you eat"...
Posted by my take on August 29, 2012 at 12:10 PM · Report this
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Oh good grief. These stories are a dime a dozen. And you know, obviously you should thank your "manager" for showing you what an ass your so-called boyfriend was. By the way, you manager, does he

Two words: MASSIVE PILES OF COCAIN and a case of MALT LIQUOR.
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on August 29, 2012 at 2:52 PM · Report this
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@5 - yeah, i'm certain the color of his hair had everything to do with his behavior, asshole.
Posted by legacy builder on August 29, 2012 at 5:05 PM · Report this
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@3: Amen!
@6: That's a good one, too!
@7: I knew you'd say that.
Posted by auntie grizelda on August 29, 2012 at 8:50 PM · Report this
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@3 and @6 and @9:

My preferred version of this nugget of wisdom is: Don't get your meat where you make your bread!
Posted by SillyStuart on August 30, 2012 at 7:23 AM · Report this
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@8: @5 was clearly joking. Lighten up and develop a sense of humor.
Posted by bibliomystic on August 30, 2012 at 10:35 AM · Report this
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@3, @6, @9, @10

Don't put mustard on your salami by dipping it in the jar.
Posted by jenc01 on August 30, 2012 at 1:58 PM · Report this
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Reality Bites
Posted by drinkup on August 30, 2012 at 2:42 PM · Report this
SiSiSodaPop in Vegas 14
I vomitted.. just a little bit in the back of my throat... when I read the "hard ginger cock..." line.
Posted by SiSiSodaPop in Vegas on August 30, 2012 at 4:24 PM · Report this
doloresdaphne 15
The worst part in this scenario, for me would be struggling to respect my new manager, knowing that she may have welcomed the dick photo text. eew!
Posted by doloresdaphne on August 31, 2012 at 4:37 AM · Report this
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Don't get your meat where you make your bread
Posted by Oregano on August 31, 2012 at 2:20 PM · Report this
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I love the food references.....clearly anon ...work is for work..not a singles club....your fault..move on
Posted by rnydaygrl on August 31, 2012 at 3:22 PM · Report this
18
Don't wipe your feet where you wipe your butt.
Posted by MacGruber on August 31, 2012 at 6:03 PM · Report this
19
In case you want to turn your heartache into entrepreneurial gold, I think "Hard Ginger Bullet" could be a very popular dildo.
Posted by lulubelle on September 1, 2012 at 1:32 PM · Report this
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Don't let the door hitcha where the good lord splitcha
Posted by thatsnotthejoke on September 1, 2012 at 3:30 PM · Report this
scary tyler moore 21
is this machkovech?
Posted by scary tyler moore http://pushymcshove.blogspot.com/ on September 3, 2012 at 11:51 AM · Report this
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Don't brush yout teeth with a toothbrush couvered with dried shit.
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on September 3, 2012 at 3:37 PM · Report this
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Monster.com. I could NOT report to a manager under these circumstances. I would make it known to said manager that I KNEW she had slept with a subordinate, and unless she told all would-be employers that I shit ice cream, I would take it to HER boss, since those kinds of relationships are usually frowned upon.
Posted by MinnySota on September 3, 2012 at 9:28 PM · Report this
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Never put all your bat wings into one diamond volcano.
Posted by The antagonist on September 3, 2012 at 10:09 PM · Report this
mr. herriman 25
I once got a fortune cookie that said "don't burn your tongue on another man's soup." Not an exact fit here, obviously, but still, so great :)
Posted by mr. herriman on September 3, 2012 at 10:15 PM · Report this
Theodore Gorath 26
Don't snort COCAINE where you buy your MALT LIQUOR.
Posted by Theodore Gorath on September 5, 2012 at 6:27 AM · Report this
27
I think woman like big ginger cock's.
Posted by Lisanne on December 13, 2013 at 5:03 AM · Report this

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