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I, Anonymous

Yr NPO Sux

God damn, it feels good to be done with you fucking small-time turdsacks. I ran your shit organization for months on less than minimum wage for what I thought was a good cause. I wasn't the best at what I did, but it was my first time running anything of that magnitude, and I kept it alive. But you pieces of shit took me for granted and then talked shit behind my back after I left because I was a "liberal." Your shit is so fucked, you can't even send me my fucking tax documents!!! Fuck you. I'm working harder than ever to realize my potential, and you're stuck being small peanuts. I feel bad for every dollar I helped you earn because—as I learned while working for you—you don't actually want the money to go toward helping others, you just want it to further your childish "radical" fantasies. More disgustingly, you say horrible things about the hundreds of hardworking people willing to fund your bullshit enterprise. I hope your organization collapses on itself so the money you're receiving finally goes to a worthy steward.

—Anonymous

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Texas10R 10
@8 Dude, read the post:

"But you pieces of shit took me for granted and then talked shit behind my back after I left because I was a 'liberal.'"

More neocon trolls bored with the Seattle Times?
Posted by Texas10R on January 9, 2013 at 4:54 AM · Report
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C-Bacon probably nailed it.

The "quote" "unquote" "Anarchists" up here are the most pathetic sorry welfare freaks that Hugo Chávez could ever think up for disaffected rich American kids... Just sad.
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on January 5, 2013 at 6:45 PM · Report
Cascadian Bacon 8
Oh wow, fucked over by Seattle "radicals" surprise surprise.

Was it commies or anarchist? Both are sadly one in the same in these parts.

Posted by Cascadian Bacon on January 5, 2013 at 4:23 PM · Report
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There's cocaine in avocados? Damn...and I just had some in my salad...
Posted by cattycat on January 4, 2013 at 6:55 PM · Report
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COCAINE has become sentient?
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on January 3, 2013 at 2:58 PM · Report
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COCAINE advocates for personal responibility!
Posted by jenc01 on January 3, 2013 at 1:04 PM · Report
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I, Anon, whored him / herself out for chump change and is now bitching... Maybe she should have done some due diligence before signing on? Maybe take a little "personal responsibility"?
Posted by Arthur Zifferelli on January 2, 2013 at 3:51 PM · Report
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@2 TVDinner for the win!!
Posted by auntie grizelda on January 2, 2013 at 1:35 PM · Report
TVDinner 2
Must have been working for Romney.
Posted by TVDinner http:// on January 2, 2013 at 11:06 AM · Report
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Huh? Couldn't you tell us what sort of organization it was? Something about the cause? And which radical fantasies are we talking about? This one's a little too anonymous.
Posted by Diagoras on January 2, 2013 at 10:25 AM · Report

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