Even though we voted to decriminalize ganja, and I often carry a pipe around so that I can puff on the street with friends, I'm still annoyed when people in the back of a Metro bus talk really loudly about getting high or, worse yet, smoke weed on the fucking bus. I want marijuana to become officially, socially okay—normal, boring, and culturally accepted. I also want the youthful rebellion stoner kid thing to die, just fucking die. I hope that people realize how fucking tacky it is to loudly share stories whose only point is to proclaim I GOT SO FUCKING FADED, BRO. Especially on the bus, where your audience is captive and can't get away from your boring ass. And can we treat a person hitting a joint on the bus like we would treat someone who smokes a cigarette on the bus? Forget those little bus windows, it's an enclosed space, and other people don't want to deal with your inconsiderate shit. Just wait until you're on the sidewalk again, you impatient motherfuckers.

—Anonymous