Dear, Mr. Janitor. I'm very sorry they fired you. Well... actually I'm not. You deserved it. I mean, what were you thinking when you went into the kitchenette at our office, stood next to the trash can, and took a piss? I know you didn't realize I was sitting at a table behind you—but seriously, the men's room was only a 10-second walk away. How could I not turn you in? There are over 100 people who use that kitchen every day. These people worked very hard to get jobs at this corporation, and none of them would be happy to find out you took a pee where they fix their lunches. I'm only sorry that they canned all the janitors because of your disgusting behavior. It wasn't fair. They shouldn't be unemployed because of you. For your next job, remember: Don't shit where you eat. That goes for pissing where your employer eats, too. Go get 'em, tiger!