My best friend just told me he and his partner got syphilis at a safe-sex party. Yeah, they're both idiots for sucking dick at a circle jerk, but then he tells me the guy RUNNING the party was the one who started the sucking! Excuse me?! Well, I don't blame my idiot friend anymore, I blame you, the fucking asshole throwing the jack-off party. Last I heard, jack-off parties were for jacking off, not sucking cock! Maybe an errant mouth will stray now and then, but for the shit running the show to start the risky business? That's just fucking evil. What kind of sadistic fuck pulls a bait-and-switch on men who just want safe sex? Well, you know what, asshole? My friend told me enough about you for me to find out exactly who you are, where you work, and where you go to school. Do you doubt me? Well, you can count on me like you can count on your own Napoleon complex, midget! Remember that when you fuck with a fag, you fuck with his fag hag.

Beware her righteous wrath! I hope your tiny midget dickfalls off.

—Anonymous