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You know who you are. You were lucky. You waited until I was gone to jump my friends behind the Egg Room. You beat up a skinny kid and a drunken pacifist, neither of whom fought back. One has seven stitches above his right eye. You snuck up behind them to do this. You are miscreants and cowards.
Know this: I lift a lot of weights. I can hit a person very hard. You have probably never been hit as hard as I can hit a person. When I see you, this is how hard I will hit you, in your eye, where you hit my friend. I promise it will hurt very much.
I don't know who you are, but my friends do. They will point you out to me and I will sneak up behind you. I will not be kind. I am waiting for this moment. I am waiting and lifting a lot of weights.
âAnonymous
