To one of my closest friends, who is being a fucking idiot: How could you be so stupid?! First of all, you fucked a frat guy. But that's your choice; I guess everyone has their own preferences. What I am worried about is that you have fucked him several times without a condom! You are not on any contraceptives! You think that all doctors are plotting to rob people of their money, so you refuse to see a doctor even when you absolutely need to! What the fuck are you going to do when you get pregnant? I really care about you, and it is painful for me to see this happen while I am out of the country and unable to confront you face-to-face about this! Have some self-respect! This douche cheated on you last year, and he continues to fuck with your emotions. If you insist on fucking him, USE A CONDOM!!!! recommended