Seattle doesn't deserve to have its "intelligence increased" by a mysterious sculpture! You should know by now that Seattle isn't driven by its artists' community, it's driven by dot-com millionaires and idiot politicians. Wake up and stop wasting your effort on building useless art--and get real jobs!
Rest assured that we are taking great pleasure in destroying this ineffective piece of scrap metal. Listening to all the local media hype--the awe-inspiring feeling that it brought to Seattle residents--made us retch. We've done this city a favor.
--The Monolith Thieves