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Megan Kelso

I am a POW here in the King County Jail, from the so-called "war on drugs." You see, I was minding my own business on Broadway when I was cuffed and stuffed--just because they searched me and found heroin. I am a non-violent drug offender, jailed for two non-violent offenses. Does jailing people like us keep the predators off the street? No, it makes predators! I am a soldier in this war, and I will never surrender because you, SEATTLE, have created a monster. Thank Governor Locke and his crew for this never-ending battle--for me, it's just begun. As I sit in my cell thinking of tactics for our next mission, I'm having dreams of my Princess Bride... Shelly, WHERE ARE YOU??!!

--Anonymous

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