From the Feb 1 – Feb 7, 2001 issue

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I, Anonymous

This is to the small-dicked freak who tried to grab me on the path by the 300. You are PATHETIC! Did you really think I would stand there and let you expose yourself?! HELL NO! I hope my pepper spray got right into your stupid EYEBALLS!! Next time you attack me, my shoe will sink right into the soft flesh of your ball sack, and I will LAUGH as they rupture and split and you fall to the ground WRITHING in AGONY. Then I'll toss you down the hill, right into 99's oncoming traffic! AND YOU'LL EXPLODE, ASSHOLE! Ha ha ha ha ha....

--Anonymous

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