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I, Anonymous

Your husband has been lying and cheating on you for years. You must have some mighty large blinders on--otherwise you would have seen what's been going on right under your nose. But since you are so engulfed in your wifely duties and Internet games, it's obvious you need a bit of a wake-up call.

I started sleeping with your husband at our mutual place of employment in New Mexico. Then when you decided to move your family to Washington, I followed. (Shit, I had no intention of screwing up a good thing for myself--just because you wanted a "new start" with your husband.) Things picked up right where they left off between me and your husband once I moved here. Everything was going great.

You are always home with the kids while he's "working late." Problem is, he's no longer working late with ME! He's found a new girl, and it's time for me to draw the line, because three is definitely a crowd. And since I'm leaving, I have no problem letting the cat out of the bag.

Personally, I think you should divorce his cheating ass. Best of luck to you, Soccer Mom.

--Anonymous

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