Thought it would be easy to rape a ho? If you wanted pussy, you could have just asked (and paid) for it. But you're a psychopath; you wanted violence. I should have swung the baseball bat at your teeth and busted out your grille! And even though you attacked me, now I'm the one sitting in jail.

You're a freak! You're also a liar -- telling the police and the persecuting attorney that I attacked you, and now you're "going blind"? You know your diabetic retinopathy has been active and progressive since before I knew you; you had surgery in one eye and hemorrhaged in the other on the evening before our unfortunate incident. I guess you must have been feeling better the day you pressed me into a corner. I could feel your hard-on, and it was obvious that hurting me was turning you on. Too bad you pushed me into a corner that had a weapon handily at reach. So I kissed you upside the cranium with an aluminum baseball bat. Now, my name may be mud, but at least you got more than you bargained for.

-- Anonymous