I also stumbled across actress Fairuza Balk eating a sandwich at Three Sisters in Pike Place Market. You know who Fairuza is--she's the creepy-but-still-sexy-in-a-really-fucked-up-devil-worship-kind-of-way chick who starred in The Craft (now playing every hour on the hour somewhere on cable) and The Water Boy. My sources say that Fairuza is in Seattle shooting her next project. But rumor has it that projects aren't the only things Fairuza likes to shoot. I once met an adorable little scamp with a buzz cut and a Southern drawl named Cooley who claimed he and Fairuza were an item. He riveted me with tales of Fairuza's wicked shenanigans--like the time he says he and the little witch were thrown out of an upscale Atlanta hotel after tossing back a few, getting rowdy, and aiming a firearm out the window at horrified passersby. All things considered, it is understandable that I did not say hello when I saw her. But from where I was standing, her sandwich looked like turkey and her male companion looked nothing like Cooley.
I think Susan Powter is just going to leave her fat-free fanny parked in the closet until someone catches her messing around with George Michael in a public men's room. (Or something like that.) I've met Susan up close and personal, and, in this fruitcake's opinion, a dykier dyke never dyked. So I can't help but raise my eyebrows in wonder about Susan's relationship with Insurance Commissioner/would-be Senatrix Deborah Senn. Guilt by association may be terribly unfair, and I am not saying Debby is a bona fide carpet muncher, but those two birds of a feather have been flocking together quite often lately. They have been spotted together on the street, carousing at the EMP (with fellow possible lesbo Annie Lennox), and teaming up for Deb's "sunset cruise" fundraiser on August 14. And considering Debby's haircut....
I am watching you. Try to be interesting. Send gossip to adrian@thestranger.com.