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Land of the Free

It's America's Independence Day, and to celebrate, we're dedicating this issue to the greatest, most freedom-filled nation on Earth: Canada!

edited by kyle shaw

As the Prime Minister of Canada, I've watched in amazement as right-wingers, homophobes, and Christian fundamentalists destroy your country. From health care to gay marriage to pot, Canada is now the land of the free. In this special issue of The Stranger, Canadian writers gloat over their good fortune and mock the sorry state of your pathetic union. Read it and weep, suckers.

Jean Chrétien

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