Assisted Living, a world-premiere play by Seattle writer Katie Forgette, opens in an assisted-living facility that is actually a lightly veneered prison: bars on the windows, linoleum trim, dull gray-blue tile, cheap office furniture, and a photo of a smiling President Dick Cheney. This is the near future, where the economy is on the verge of collapse, and senior citizens have to pay for any medical treatment that might be even obliquely related to their former lifestyles (such as eating). They also have to pay for âtoiletries,â including colostomy bags. Those who canât pay, or those who make a fuss about the situation, are sent to the âfirst floor,â a land of permanent sedation and light rotation over a heat source to keep them alive. Or maybe they just get killed. Nobody has ever been to the âfirst floorâ and come back to describe it.
The productionâs unarticulated but looming argument is twofold. First: If you remove the social-ish (not socialist) safety net and let businesses run the show, theyâll be much quicker to kill off the sick and unprofitable than any liberal-democratic âObamacareâ bureaucracy. Second: If youâre living in a death campâeven if it pretends to be cheerfulâthe power of theater can save the day.
The lobby of Assisted Living is the gathering place for a few old folksâa woman who used to be a nurse and still does her own unofficial âroundsâ (Laura Kenny), an old hell-raiser whose youth has landed him with dangerously unprofitable health problems (Jeff Steitzer), and a peacemaking sweetheart (Marianne Owen). This lobby is also the workplace for a vicious and exasperated nurse (Julie Briskman, playing a part clearly based on Nurse Ratched with similar contained fury) and a goofball orderly (Tim Gouran), who is a parolee and toes the company line because he doesnât know any better. As it turns out, he has a good heart. He just needs the old folks to rouse it from its callow slumber.
A retired actor in a bow tie (Kurt Beattie) arrives and upends everything by being nice but saneâhe doesnât bow to every whim of the institutionâand wanting to read plays with the other inmates/retirees. Those clandestine readings metastasize into something like a real-deal community, bringing people together on their own terms, for their own pleasure, and eventually building the relationships that allow them to conspire against their situation. Despite its plot about bureaucracy and rebellion, Assisted Living (directed by the playwrightâs husband, R. Hamilton Wright) is sweet and funny, a lighter riff on some of the themes from One Flew Over the Cuckooâs Nest, and a chance to watch Seattle theater people whoâve been working together for years have a lark together. I suspect that longtime Seattle theatergoers will enjoy the production more than first-timers whoâve never seen these people onstage before.
The chemistry between Beattie and Owen (who are married in real life) is especially charmingâtender, with a small bite of mischief. During the old-folksâ Christmas pageant, Beattie (playing Joseph) asks Owen (playing Mary), âDo you mind?â and gives her a peck on the lips. She deadpans: âIâm pregnant.â Big audience laugh. He says, raising his eyebrows: âIâm a better kisser than I thought.â Bigger laugh.
Those small, confectionary moments keep Assisted Living light, but the world it posits is grim. If the social safety net is actually removed, and theater canât actually save the day, the audience is left with a third option: Live fast, die young, and save Social Security.