The Stranger would like to offer a big, bloody congratulations to Mr. Arthur Lynx, the triumphant winner of our "Meat Is Murder" contest quiz! In a stunning display of "dangerous meat" knowledge, the 44-year-old maritime industries worker correctly matched celebrities Marty Feldman, Karen Carpenter, Orson Welles, Sir Francis Bacon, and Mama Cass Elliott with the type of meat that killed them. Of course, so did every one of the other 331 applicants -- but in a stunning display of good luck, Lynx's name was the only one we drew out of a hat! Congratulations, Arthur Lynx!

To commemorate his win, The Stranger will present Mr. Lynx with a whole side of beef! The lucky Lynx says he plans to divvy up his kill among his friends -- and offers these words of wisdom to uppity vegetarians: "When there's more of you than us, I'll listen. For now, carnivores rule!"