Dow doesn't actually have an opponent in the primary... so why are we endorsing him now? Well, we've seen a lot of appalling yearbook photos as we put together this high-school-themed endorsement issue, but none can really touch Constantine's John Travolta shot. Look at that hair! It's hilarious--and so is the high-school shot of Sharon Tomiko Santos (Disco class of '79!) that we'll be running with our endorsements for the general election. Look for it on October 31.

Dow Constantine
West Seattle High (Seattle, Washington), 1980· PSAT score was in the top five or 10 percent

· Worked at a place called the Spud

· Smoked pot and did "other drugs" in high school

· His mom taught Home Economics, but he didn't take her class