HUMAN**Some people search a lifetime and never find what we stumbled upon. Stick with me and we'll conquer the world together. Loving you gives me purpose. 80
K**You are my best friend, & the world would smack of shittiness if I didn't have you in it. You are tops, dearest! --K
WHAT'S A WOMAN**got to do to get a Kozy Shack burrito from her reetee apprentice?
SUPERSTITIOUS HYPERREALIST **I made you mine. Morgan Peculiar, 2 1/2 years ago you singlehandedly renewed my faith in men. Take a bow. Luv, Margarita
BIG GIRL JUBB JUBB**YOU ARE MY FAVOURITE LIL SCHNICKEN SCHNOCKEN EVER!!! I HELLA LUV U, GIRL!
G**Your perception of late is askew. I adore you. I ogle you. I love you. Watch those bunnies bounce! g.
THOM**You have sparked a fire inside of me that no one has ever done before. Thank You! Will you be my valentine? Scott
RACHAEL**You are the best roommate a boy could have, and you really put me in that pony space. xoxo Spencer
DILLON**You're the real-life Adam B..... AMAZING!
I LOVE YOU**Alice T.! xoxE
MY JON**I love your brain, big heart, even bigger johnson rod. Most of all, I love you because for me, us, you keep trying. Be mine always. Your Sarah.
CRAB IN THE**Big Blue House! I love you! Love, Cat
BABY NICHOLAS!**Will you be our Valentine? You're the best bouncer ever! We love you. Love, everyone in the 5th Avenue Box Office.
DEAR ANGEL TITS**Our love is like a fine table wine. I want to drown in your pussy. XOXO, Pukey Bear
IT'S BEEN A GREAT**9 months, Cream. - Love, Peaches.
JEFF**Your stink-eye makes my heart go pitter-pat. Don't ever change. Love, BPC
TO MY HUSBAND DAN**My beloved. My best friend. My partner on the journey. We made it sweetheart- happy anniversary! Loving you more than simple words can say- Nikki
COKE MACHINE**My world is not the same without you. Love always, Pig
EM'MA & ANA**Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on! Love, Spencer
HEART HEART**Heart heart margiee heart heart heart
RANDY**You manage to make everything better and more exciting then it should be. I am glad that you've come home and I can't wait to see it all with you. I love you. Joe
BILL**Suck my dick. I want to shit on your carpet, asshole. Love, ST
DUSTIN**You make me tingle, like the fonz. Thanks baby.
AGENT PUDI**to Agent T.B. Danger: Slimey Miles is on to us. Evasive Manuevers! Let's hide in this steamy shower. You're my pulse pausing, life-saving ninja vixen.
HERE KITTY KITTY**Mousie loves you bad cat
GLASS MONKEY BALLS!**
SCOTTY PANTS**YOU ROCK! Happy Valentine's Day! Love you! P.S. We're in Belize right now, so you won't see this until we get back... but I couldn't resist.
STUBBY**Our new home, sushi, guinea pigs, blanket stupid, lite beer, Keisha, sleigh bed, digital cable, finger ear, indulgent dinners, exotic vacations, new shoes dance. I love our life. Scamp
HEY ALICE**You're great!
LOLLYPOP**Fuck the fucking house! Our relationship is all that matters. We're almost at our seventh anniversary now, and it's amazing how it keeps getting better. Love and thanks - Nonny
DEAR JAMES**You are my favorite boyfriend ever and my only fiance'. I love you dearly and appreciate all that you do and say. We have fun. Love always, Laura
CAMERON**"Yours is the face the world turns to me." And I deserve nothing of the sort. Life is so graciously unfair. I'm in deep smit. Love, Hans
SPENCER**Happy birthday, asshole! Love, you know who
DEAR BLAKE**I love you because. Love Ashley
MARGIE**No one's gonna drag you up to get into the light where you belong. But where do you belong? Love, Spencer
JRM**You're the best damn trinket I coulda picked up in the desert. Love, F
DONYA**You were my first love, and I love you still. I'm still sorry I went bowling that one time! Love, Spencer
LYREHC**You my queen bee, shoot! evol syawla, Recneps
SEAN**Don't, don't you want me? You know I don't believe you when you say that you don't need me. xoxo Spencer
GEORGE C. **Thank you for being my best friend and favorite person. This is our year my sweet baboo! I will always be your valentine. Tarantino
DEAR PB**You are the cutest guy in food service. I can't get enough of your ripe apples. xoxo JST
JAIME NIPPLE**Girl, you fierce! I'll always love you, but can I borrow Micky for a night? You're the best! Love, Spencer
MYLA**The past year has been the best of my life; I hope we share many more, love of my life... all my love, your z
SEAN N**My livejournal could kick your ass. xoxo, lj user=me>
OSB**Your are the one for me, still. OSG
TO THE BOYS OF THE HOUSE ** Dev, Al, Ian, and Bran I appreciate each of you guys individually. You all have grown on me and I just wanted to say Thank You for being there and being my friend. Love you guys A.M.
GRAN**You're the best Grandma ever... lots of love from Seattle! Christopher
GRACE**I miss you with all my furry heart. Let us eat once more of the mouse of passion. Love, Buckminster
SQUISHER**I'm so glad that you're my Valentine! You are such a beautiful, playful, sexy Nay - I am the luckiest Mike in the world! I love you - your Stinkerella
G**Will I ever be your little Jew again? I'm sorry. I love you, K.
TO ALL OF**Seattle's classy tango chicks: You rock my world. You spin me round. You make my heart pulse like a sweet bandoneon. Never stop! Never stop! - C
DEAR LIVEJOURNAL**I love you. I read my friends list, when I am blue. My mood is happy, my music fine, if LJ went down, I'd lose my mind.
T-IN-SHIMOKITAZAWA** Modest me seeks your heart-and everything else in what I miss you about. Lost and drowned in the Pacific Ocean.
TO CHRIS**With Love, From Tina
HEY SNOOKUMS**Can you show me your Bartokomous? Seriousmeow, I love you.
DEAR DR. S. PEACHJUICES** I'm in desperate need of a housecall. I hope you will help me work on the checklist. Love you, carole anna newlashe xoxoxo
DONOROBOT**You are my sweet robot. You are my sweet robot. You are my sweet robot. Happy Valentine's day!
I'LL NEVER USE**Vick's when I should be using Vaseline. No one wants to go to the hospital under those conditions.
EZ E**Remember when I said I want you to fall for me? I do. I might even wear a suit for you (once), if you're not RUDE. -chadly
HI YOU BABE!** Arrarra-rrarrARR! mmmBAR! MWAH! Mwah Mwah Mwah MWAH!
WHO NEEDS A**good spanking? I'll bet my sweetpants does. I love you AD.
WALTER**You're not always poolite but your glowing honesty shines through all that crap. Let's keep talking we can work this out (or in?).
KEN BEAR**I miss my sugar cuddles and belly rubs. My heart longs for your return. I still love you mostest! E
CRAZY KIMMERS**You swindled your way into my life by sheer power of panty...the image has yet to leave my mind. Thanks for keeping me in the pink. Your "STALLION"
ALAN**It's been 2 years! Remember my first giant jazzy valentine to you? I love you lots and am sooo happy to be in your life. SAUNDRAH
KEVIN**You sexy mo-fo. If it weren't for needed professionalism, I'd bend you right over and pork your tight, white a** 'til you squeeled uncle. Ride that bike, boy. Yeah, you ride it.
CSH + CAP**= ILY
"DREAM OF OUR**babies"
PUFTY**You are my candle when I am at the bottom of a well. Through the folds of time, forever and always, I will be by your side. Love Munvey
TO THE COURT**of the Prince of powdered cheeeeze! I love you all, I ache with cheeselessness. May your chocolate appreciation day be full of boing! Love you Shell, Gene, Mary, Amy, Melinda, Billy. And anyone else I might have forgot!
SUNSHINE!**We can do it together, I do love you more. One step at a time, my Love we will get out of this rainy city one step at a time.-M-
RYAN**You are the fun I forget to have. You are the place of creativity I left behind. You are my symphony of unspoken words. You are the sun on my otherwise cloudy day. I love you and all your imperfections. Here's to chances. I love you biggly. Jame
DARCY**Whatever happened in the past I'm sorry. I still care about you a lot. Be my valentine. Hank
CALEB**Soon you'll be my husband, we'll spend days and years drinking coffee on our porch laughing at people passing by... we'll live happily ever after, statutory laws be damned.
TO GARY J. **I miss you! Come visit me soon! We'll tear shit up in Vancouver, yo!
TO PITO**with love - your friend from afar.
ANJ**Happy Valentine s Day- our first of many together. Six months ago we were strangers. Now, I have found my soulmate, my everything. I will always love you, David.
CLAY**Me love you long time. Meet me at the Dome Room, May 8th, say 7 pm? I'll wear white and the look of love. Robin
KELLI**I accept you in confidence, I listen and admire your wisdom. We are one when we are together, You and I will always be friends. luv, Amanda
DAVIE, DAVIE, DAVIE**Happy V-day buddy. I miss laughing with you, our little inside jokes. luv ya luv Amanda
MIKEROPHONE!**Hey, I love ya mista p. and now all of Seattle knows it too... so let's get naked, grab a bottle of wine, and dance the night away! Love, c.
MY SWEETY**You can't sleep, you throw up when hungry, you wet your pants when you sneeze and you've gotten a foul mouth. I wouldn't change it for the world, thank you for carrying our love child. Love You, Bob
SWEET CHEEKS**You've made me so happy! This new journey is going to be amazing. You, me, kitties plus baby in July will make 5! Love, Sweet Pea
CROCODILE CAFE**Will you be my Valentine? You get me so hot! Please never install A/C or fans in your hot box! I love to faint at shows! I love You!
PATRICK**You are the love of my life and my best friend. You have taught me so much and I'm forever changed because of you. Happy Valentines Day! Love, Karla
C**Your're my unique exfoliating treatment. Whenever you hug me, dry, flaky pieces from my heart roll off, and it's moistened. I like you... --M
MY SWEET BOB**(aka Butt-head) Thank you for bringing this child into being... I love you with all my heart and soul Sweetie. To our journey to come... Always - Amy
CHRIS**Like a jet plane in the face, I love you, I miss you, and baby, I'll see you 6 days. Here's to twin beds and no limits. Love, Kathryn.
TO HK FROM DC**Home isn't a place, it's a feeling that you are content, you are where you should be. When I am with you, I am home.
TO MY DAWNIE**Even though we are far apart, I always have you in my heart. Was that cheesy or what? I miss you! Love always, Nicole
BRIAN (BF)**Our whole romance has followed a path that is unconventional, unexpected, and beautifully refreshing. You are my twin soul and everyday you sweep me off of my feet. I don't need to go to Italy to fall in love with you b/c I'm already falling... Mina(GF)
TO MY SHIZZ**nittle bam bizzle. Koalas won't be far away from you for long. Hero it up, E-jizzy!
DEAR YOU**I will always remember the false image I had of you. E.
TO MY SEXY**punk rock hardcore boy, I will be home soon, I promise, until then keep the bed warm and stay naked. Love you, always and forever. Megan.
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY**to alicetiara, one truly, truly, truly outrageous chica.
TO BECCA**My one true love. Let us live together in happiness and snarkiness forever and ever. Love, Mibby
THAT, WENDY, IS**the sound of inevitability... see you in New Orleans next month!
SHARRA**To my angel on our first Valentine's Day-May there be many more to come. Love Tobin
MIKE**Front desk at Aurora GOLD'S GYM: YOU ARE SO HOT! IF I WERE ONLY 20 YEARS YOUNGER I'D BE ALL OVER YOU! Do you have a woman?
LEIRBAG**uoy era ym ylimaf. laroc emac morf ruo evol. I evol uoy! taem dna eseech! taem dna eseech! evol evol evol evol apom ennazus.
ATTENTION C-REX**Huge feet, cherry chapstick, lunch meat, shitty pub, chili frito, foot rub, ipod toy, fried ramen, pizza boy, speedstick, gymshorts, your chick, happy Saturday! Kiss, C-funk
ALLY**That night in Starbucks, our trip to Denman, your beautiful eyes: the threads of my bracelet. You always understand me. I love you. --BRIAN
RYANN FROM SCHOOLYARD** I've had a crush forever, Whose beauty has no measure, She'd come to B-ham, I'd be her man, We'd be zombies together.
DEAR NOOKIE COOKIE**I'd use binary, but don't want to geek out in public. You're the first, last, and best smile of my day. I love you. Love, El CocoLopezCDR
WEINER**We match like a two-piece jigsaw puzzle. You are my heart. Love alway, The Pookie Monster
MY SEETEST I**Bend over, my dirty little bitch, 'cause you're gonna get pounded...doggy style! Love, M
BUTTON D**You make my body drip. Why don't you come closer and take a sip, of my love juices flowing and I will have you knowing, that I think your fine and that I hope this v-day you'll be mine. Sunshine M
DIANA**What more could I want than you in my arms for Valentines Day. I love you!! M
JMP**You're my best friend forever. Send my love to the Troll, Farley, Hitch, and Fore-shadowing. But not Contrivance. And send my love to yourself!
ROMERO**I will always love you and the big unit in the brown uniform. Noah
MILLIE**It's been a while...five long, hard years, to be exact. I love you more than ever; you are the bee's knees, always. Your Brell
HEY BOOTYBOY**I know you're new to liking a another guy, but now it's time to move into my bed from my couch. After all you've already moved into my heart! Kev
HAPPY VAGINA DAY**to the guys at kromhaus! You guys ROCK
LIBRARY PARTNER?**In love with you hopelessly. Perhaps yahtzee can lead to something more - something that isn't dirty at all, but instead is completely beautiful. Isn't that what love is? ~E
I LOVE YOU SACKY!**Now gimme yr cheek so I can sniff it!
SHE'S UP AND LEFT**He's down and out,... She's found someone, He's still finding out,... She say she'll be married in six hundred days, but she'll still be his friend.. anyway.
BUBBY GUMP**I want to make kittens on our new fish stand. Thanks for the sopranos. It's laughing at me! Can I pet it? I love you forever and always
COFFEE EACH MORNING** Making the comics for me, my A.M. Hero, hot monkey luvvin', frank's red hot or wasabi, you gots teh kung-fu, otto von pants is, ownXored by teh l33t haXor, baroness von pants
MARGO**You're the hottest momma I've ever met. And pretty darn smart, too. Keep doing what you do best!
MOLLY BUTTKINS**Merry Valentimes, I love ya' so much and I eatcha' cheeks! Love from the Boy and the Duchesss. Pince!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAYS** Wutie wutie!
SMAILS**Where would I be w/o u? Thanks for your kisses and playtime, wisdom and silliness. U r the strong sister I search for in myself. I love u, baby, j.
PUDDIN**Bowie Hogg's got nuthin on your sweet luvin. - M.M.
TO MY "POUNDCAKE"**Love you...-L-
RYBY**A thrilling catalog of guesses, push-me pull-you love and sexy yellow dresses. I truly adore you. Ben
BOO BOOKIE BOO**I miss you every morning you are not beside me. You brighten my life and I'll love you as long as I have to.
AFELETI**Going on 18 months together, so many happy memories baby. I love you more than more; alofa ia te oe. Love Ioane (ex Daddy) :-)
*GMC**My busy bee- thank you for the happiness. I love you more than I know. *mad
AN MIENE WGS-FRAU!**Du bist die einzige meines Lebens! Vara min, jag ...lskar dig s' mycket. Sk'l och puss dinS-mann
EVISCERATE**Eviscerate, eviscerate, trust
WUV, TWUE WUV**To my Stranger-lovin' amigos: I love you and miss you like a paraplegic misses beating off (thanks to Aimee for that one!) Happy V-day!
ROG**You're the bestest! I love you. -Heather
LONG-HAIRED TRABANT** Chai Lounge barista boy: You made me a Caramel Dream Chaiwallas, and since then I can't stop dreaming of you! Spice up my life.
BLAKIE BOY**Sending my love all the way down the coast! *MWA* You are too perfect for words. Te adoro, let's rock the casbah when you come back up! --Lys
EMI NED AND MEGHANN!** SOMEBODY WHO SHARES THIS STINKY TOILET STALL LOVES YOU ALL! HAPPY VALENTINES DAY! Alyssa
DEAREST EITAK**How do I love thee? Let me count the ways, one potato, two potato, three potato, four, I can't stop loving you because I am so poor. Ekul
NOTHING IN MY LIFE**has been the same since we started the Wednesdays and Sundays. Let's take another walk in the woods. x
SK**FYI more love in 2004. You and me. Oh and that haircut...It's genius. I like it! Will you be mine?
TO JEROME AND CAROLEE **You are both beautiful people! Happy V-Day! You are loved!
TO RY-RY**Although it hasn't been long, these few months with you have been the among happiest in my life! Seattle to Sydney shout-out! I love you! --Lala
MARTHER**Thanks for holdin' down the head and smakin' that ass. You ma girl, yo! -L
SAMMYNUGGLEBEAR**Thousands of miles away, but I still put up with your shit. That's how much I love you! Thinking of you on this day for twinkies and ho-hos- The Wildebeest
PSP SBUX**Gonna miss ma crew when I'm gone, keepin' it hot and spicy, no? Enjoy all the free booty today. Holla! -The biatch
DEAR REB L./MAMA**We love you with all our hearts! Happy Valentines Day. Love, Tommy B., Syd-Rock & Zoe-Dogg
MY G**When I am with you everything is beautiful and nothing hurts. i love you. d.
BLACKBIRD FASHION**We'll miss you when you fly away! Farms in Canada love you! A penis. A penis. A penis. xoxo, your everloving DoS.
SHIT FER BRAINS!**Which is short for D, which is short for Niki, which is short for Nicole- DUPLICATE.
TO ASHLEY THE**Dragon in apartment 2: Jeff the Dragon in apartment 12 breathes fire for you. Join me in the heavens, won't you?
HOLIO, HOLIO**Where for art thou my Holio?
TO MY GLITZKRIEG BOMBSHELLS**"Lubricate your hips!" You're all mah girls and I love you. Now, let's show this city how to shake it right. Your own, Betty Rage.
MADAME ADAM!**You cromulent S.O.B. Our cupcakes are out there, with plenty audiotape of us peeing. But fear not, I'll always be there to pass you another PBR-heart, Dr.J
BABY-SWEETIE-CUTIE-HONEY-PIE!**I love you more than I can say. Thanks for moving in with me. Thanks for putting up with me. You are my future. Kiss!
VINCENT!!!**You are fat. AND I LOVE YOU!
FIGARO!!!**You are fatter. AND I LOVE YOU!
EAT A PEACH**Native woman - brown skinned with freckled cheeks - You smile...eagles soarĂmy heart melts. Happy Valentines Day
33RPM**As much as I definitely enjoy solitude, I wouldn't mind spending a little time with you..so glad we met again. xoxo, R.
T**I'm the luckiest girl in the world! I love you. L
FOR MY PAPA BEAR**Who's nuts over his PEANUT, who cries shamelessly for his WOOKIE, who lights up with delight to play in his HONEYHOLE, YOUR LITTLE BEE loves to make HONEY for YOU! I LOVE YOU.
BEN**If I gave you my heart, would you give yours to me? If I wait for the right moment, would you say yes to me? I love you, Jeni
NOODLES AND THE KID** Happiest Valentine's Day for our Double Dork Dates! Love, Jeni and Ben
TO MY GIRLS**Thanks for always being there for me. I'm so fortunate to have friends like you. Do Do Do.
SUZI**Happy Heart Day. Stars and Hearts and so much love. I am thankful for you every day. Here's to our West Coast Run and summer of shows. Love, Jeni
JENI AND MY FRIEND BEN** Happy Valentine's Day... With love, your third wheel, Noodles xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxo
KYLE**Happy day to you. Didn't want to break a long tradition even if we did, because we needed to. Thank you for the years, they were good. Jeniffer
DON**I want you to know that you have always been in my heart & always will be. I love you forever & always! Nothing will keep us apart!!! I Love You, Sherry
BEAVIS AND FRIDAY MAE** Happy Valentine's Day! I love you both! Love, Elly
J* + NOODLES**= Best MM-Dorks for life!!!!! :)
TODD**"Came but for friendship, and took away love." Happy Valentine's Day! L-
NICO**I love your morning serenades, mellowness, frantic rock scaling, giggling in bed together and your sunflower eyes. Every day with you makes me want another year together.
TO ROBERT H. **I adore you more than roasted eggplant sandwiches and Booger Wormturd put together! Muffin MMM
OBT AND LAM**Happy Valen-tine's Day my friends! JLH
FOR THE SWEET*PEA**of my life, I heart you with every ounce of love that fills it. XOXO ~Your Darlin
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY** Carrie/Stewey and Baby*Jax! xoxox ~Suzi
PATRIX**From smooching on the steps of Benaroya to: 'cheese doodle', "Paradise Hotel" parties, pho addiction, Mad Lib marathons, Scrabble wars, google, Psi rehabilitation. This year has rocked-you rock. Kisses, Morry
YOU ROCK, TIGERMAN!** Hello Beautiful. Do you have a tent? I have had the best times with you. You will always have my love. Purrs, Danger Kitty
PEANUTBUTTERCHOCOLATE **chipcookies.peanutbutterchocolatechipcookies.peanutbutterchocolatechipcookies.peanutbutterchocolatechipcookies.
MY LITTLE MAMOOSHKA** Happy Valentine's Day. I love you. Babychunk.
T YORK**Chickens squawk, we make plans to travel far from the Capitol farm. Thanks for the champagne laughs and caviar conversations. Always always forever. You know it. J
B.L.B. **You'll never know how much I want you... You're already spoken for.. I can only make love to you in my dreams. If only you knew beautiful latte boy. The Lady in black.
KO**Hotter than fireworks at a punk show, bubblier than Budweiser, more colorful than an Ursula outfit, you are a star in Seattle. Thanks for all the everythings. XO Party Angel
PARTY ANGEL**No YOU are!!! here's to many more years! -xoxo ALWAYS n' 4-ev's, luv Party Devil
HEY POOFACE!!**Seriously!!
CHRISTOPHER**You are my sunshine, my moon, and all the earth around me. You mean the world to me. I will always be only yours. I love you. -your cherub
IAN**For once getting drunk and making irrational choices was the right thing to do. I'm so glad we met and continue to meet. Will you be my Valentine? Lisa
BOBBY**I know that this is the year all our dreams will come true. I Love you-UROBOUROS
BRENTY WENTY**Happy Birth-day to the best damn prom date ever! Who loves you baby? I do. You know! Get naked and party! Love Lionheart.
CJE**THE STARS WILL ALWAYS SHINE AND NEVER REVOLT so long as you are my husband, my shining star. Nothing will ever stand in our way. Love you forever, EHE
KATE AND BIG JAS**Mapatu, EvBo, Ma, Pa, and the Hillbillies--I love you assholes more than my own! Happy Valentine's Day. Keep it clean... (your assholes duh!) Love Li
AUNTRY STINKY AND UNKY TROUTMAN**I wuv you! You give me good treats. Thank you for playing with Turtle Baby with me. Love, Klemmie
DARRIN AND LOGAN**YOU ARE THE LOVES OF MY LIFE. THANK YOU BOTH FOR SHOWING ME WHAT REAL LIFE AND TRUE LOVE IS ABOUT. LOVE YOU LISA
DAMMITTMAN!!**Bend me over and spank me hard! I want to be your love slave. Tie me up and give it to me Valentine! Bonnie Love Bunny
HEY DORKASAURUS-REX!**I fawking love you! After 5 years I'll take you any way I can get ya! Muchas smoochas! Your baby
LESLIE**I know we've had some hard times lately and it's taken a toll on us both, so just gimme back my sixty dollars, bitch. Love, Heather
MR. CHUBBY PUPPY**Our first Vday apart. On this day I reflect on our friendship and am grateful for all of our experiences. Thank you for being you! -OCP
POOF!**There goes a moment.
TH**One of the happiest moments of my life was when I fell for you. I want a lifetime of moments with you always. M
BEN**You are back! I missed you very much. Now do the following: Kiss me. Get over the jetlag. Take me to dinner. Happy Valentine's Day. I love you. Erika.
LISA**you are the love of my life. My best friend, lover, and most fun of all.. my "dress-up" partner. Baby you make this man feel (and look) like a natural woman!! Love Cable
AMBERJOYCE**We'll always have spastic colon, and we'll always have each other. If I'm not actually dying, I'll buy you a drink soon. Baby, you know I love you. C.
DEAREST "N"**My lil' sniffly pig. Happy Valentine's Day. I love you. Even when you are fubutty. Thanks for loving me even when I am fubutty. Love Always, Marble Head.
PEGGY SUE**My white-trash woman, you make me as happy as barking dogs on a chain, kids in the back of a pickup and satellite dishes in the front yard!
BENEVOLENT DICTATOR**At the dawn of the new year we started something completely off the wall at least for everyone one else, I hope to see another with u, your so wonderful -kirsten
LILA**You're such an amazing, wonderful, adorable tiny thing. You fascinate the bejesus out of me... please don't stop. Jym.
DAVID**You rock my world, sexy man. I can't wait to see you (one month!). Yours, Deborah
SWEETPEA**I'm crazy for you, but not that crazy. I Love you Kell, be mine forever. xoxoxoxoxo Dais
DAVID**If I were a guy and you were gay, you'd be the man for me. Love Deborah
SNUGGLES**Will You Marry Me????? =0) ~Smiley
M.S. OF MT.V**Your secret admirer always!...schittt! Love beebah!
REED-O**Thanks for being so great for me. If you keep holding on to my body below you, I'll warm you and keep you from feeling alone. Your girl, sonya
TO MY BLUE EYED ANGEL** Although we are apart on our 1 year anniversary know that my heart is with you today, tomorrow and always. Happy Valentines Day my love! Xoxo, YG
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY**to my best friend always...dchef.
KASHMIR**You inspire and excite me. Together we will be the change we want to see in the world. Love - Your Pillow
HAPY STUPID LOVE DAY**to my Burning Man family! I think of ALL of you often and can't wait to be back on the playa!! - Amber
JEFF W. OF SEATTLE**Pimp daddy....you are the most pain in da butt I know but you know what? For some strange reason, I'll always love you....I know I'm crazy but happy Valentine's Day sexy!! Always......kat[heart]
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY** alterego of W.Center!!!!! Keep up the good tunes....a fan!
STICK**I love you with all my heart. Happy v.d. honey ...always....Darcie and to all r.m.c.....u guys rock!!!!
BJ**I lost my sock at your house & now you feel like home. I heart you. team bj 4eva!
G-MANN OF MARYSVILLE**U da shit... keep smilin... love always... meow!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S MOM** Rest in peace....I'll always remember the good times we had u will be missed so much I love you always...Kathy, Shira and Kayla... see u when the time is right.
CINDY K. **Happy Valentine's Day to my best friend....chump-punk-mo-fo-whaaa! always your friend...kat
I LOVE YOU**Mama Bear. Love, Papa Bear
HAPPY VALENTINE'S**to x35.....
NIKOLE N ALEX**May u have a heart-felt day ...your friend always...kat n kayla
KAYLA-BOO**from the na-boo tribe ... I love you always ...you r my whole world....love mom.... xxxoooo...
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY** Cracker...what b crack-a-lackalin?!!from....?
T**Thank you for your love and contribution to my life! You are the best best friend ever! -B
FUZZY!**
ALL MY LOVE**to my one and only spoose, I am SO glad you are mine.
FRANCY**Thanks for the rockin' rock. Z
IVY**Hey baby do you wanna lay down with me? I get needy fingers over your lip smacking lovelies. You make my heart sizzle. I'm crazy about you. -- Eli
MICHAEL S. **I'll always love u and u know that....beebah
UA**Blood is constantly moving in and out of my heart. That doesn't mean you have to. Z
BRANDON**I'm here for you always and always will be.... remember I love you always and I'm here for ya always.... Shannon
TYLER-BING**I love you baby! I'm gonna give you something extra HOT for V-Day! Love always, Your Asian Pursuasian
MISS MONKEY TEA**Even though you don't think so, I'm still your best sister and always will be. Call me, write me, I'm here. Love you lots, Jules
SHAWNNA B. **Where r u? We all worried bout you ...we miss u n love you....shira
MY QUEEN LO-LO BEAN**You came from my dream, transformed my world from lead to gold my sweet, sexy Bean, we turn three and this vibrant love grows. G.M.D.
MASTER**Thank you for giving me the opportunity to be your devoted slave. Your own Kitty
DEAR COOKIE**URA QuaT, and I think UR really hot, grinding your teeth, eating vegetarian beef, we are Jewish Filipino Party, like Soy Vay Veri Veri Teriyaki, Be my Valentaki.
TIMOTHRA**Love from grade one? 25 years later proves, "yes". U r odd, we oddly happy. Thank u 4 the sexy, morning swinging-cock dances. We jumped, but that doesn't mean we're falling. Your Cheerleader
LEFTOVER SAMMY**Always grateful for the wild ride that is our life together. I love you, Prankstress B
PETER**From lazy days to Seattle adventures, we always have the best time. We'll have some birthday fun for sure, my tiger. Grrr! Love you. Meg
DEAR ARIES**I enjoy reading horoscopes with you over buttered bagels and coffee. I predict a cushy, magical year for you Aries filled with long drives, good music and lots of time at home. LOVE YOU ALWAYS, Virgo
YUMPY BOY!**Running around the block in his underwear! Oh, how I love my yumpy boy. People stare, but he don't care. That's my yumpy boy! Love, smushy.
JOSHUA**You are one of me. Every day you make me smile and I can't believe that I get to keep you. I LOVE YOU
H.P. **Still Brave & Beautiful! Happy girls dancing around the new 4-wheel drive chair, u sit smiling, glowing. The body shows signs of war, but now the heart that beats is a warriors'. U amaze me Sister. R.B.
ALISON**May your Valentine's day in France bestow a sexy French lover boy and lots of wine upon you. Have fun and miss you! Meg
RONDA**The nape of your neck makes me wish you were living in the other Washington. See you soon with love. Mortie
SCHMOOPY**Let me tell you a great love story: George Michael, Wild Turkey, Tank Girl, Tonsils, Calzones, L'il Smokie, Garter Belts, Pineapple Upside Down Cake, Fishnets, Cherry Cheesecake, Flannel Sheets, ALL BECOME Copulating Rythyms. And as long as I can have you here with me I'd much rather be Forever in blue jeans.
BUG-A-DA**Bug-a-da, bug-a da BOO!!! Pop quiz...I love you.
TO THE MAN**who never ceases to amaze me... NOTHING COMPARES! 09.17.00
YOU FLOAT MY BOAT**Fill my heart, and pump my NADS. You could even clean my teeth if i asked, WOW what a woman. I love you more every day, now lets get naked. from MBC
TO THE BESTEST**son in the whole universe, I love you to the moon, the stars, the planets, to distant galaxies AND BACK AGAIN! Thanks for making my life! Happy Valentine's Day Lito, Your mama "the cold water whimp"
MALIK**Gibran, zoe, coco, colby & selah, your crazy teatea love you lots! Happy Valentine's Day!
MATT**I hope that we'll spend many more happy days together with the kitties and have many more dessert dates with The Sultan. I love you. Love Toni
RIVERMAN**Sweet as honey, fierce as fire. Whiskey-tinged kisses, heart's desire. Yours, covered in chocolate-A.P.Beelzebub.
TO MY S.V. FAMILY**Another year of silvery, shimmery, dusty love. xox
HAPPY ANNIVERSARY**My sweet & sexy little biskitt! 4 years isn't long enough to be with you. Let's do 4 more! Love, your sweet potato
KBEACH**Didn't know if you knew that I'm diggin' on you, wanna know how you feel *** 119 crazy forreal!
MY SAILOR**You move me, Always have & always will you see, So lets try to be there for each other, I will be for you FOREVER!!!!! Love your Peanut
JAC**I love you daddy. Kate helped me type this -BUBBERS
CRIMESTORM**OUR 7yrs. TOGETHER HAS BEEN FULL OF AMAZEMENT & FUN. YOU'VE MADE ME LAUGH & SMILE, REMINDING ME I COULDN'T HAVE ASKED FOR A BETTER MAN. I LOVE YOU-LAINY
MATT**You are the most fantastic thing that has ever happened to me. You complete me. I love you dearly. -- m
LITTLE FLOWER**and I love you, butthead. -amy
LE-LE**Happy Valentines Day! I love you 5 times! You are my Best Friend and soul mate. I'm so glad your ALL mine. Love, Corrin
PAUL**Your lips are like fire and ignite my desire. I long for your touch mmmmm oh so much. So take me tonight on O's lusty flight. Vic
CURT**I love you with all my heart. Especially naked doing me doggie. Happy Valintine's Day- Jamie
TOMMY**I'll love you today, tomorrow, and forever! Happy Valentines Day baby! Love Always Britt
TO ANNA**Thank you for being there, being my cuddler, being generally wonderful, and for being my friend. Can't wait for the fun to come... Love, Chris
TO MISSY KIM**in London! Happy happy happy Valentine's Day, dahhhling! Miss miss missing you in Seattle! Heart, elisa.
T.V. **is great but it will be better when you're here. I love you schnookie bottoms. F.B.
TO THE BAUHAUS**barista guy with the baseball hat....happy Febuary! From the girl with the striped rain boots.
J. **Six months is not so long a time. I hear Paris is beautiful in June. It'd be a helluva first date! Wanna go with me? --C.
JACEY**I fucked up. What else can I say. I miss you and want you back in my life. t
HEY KK**Giving this another try. Perhaps they know I'm too old to be a true hipster, and that's why they never print mine. Regardless, I love you! Happy V. Day. DR.
YAM YAM**MY FREAK ON A LEASH. PARTY IN THE DARK ROOM. I THINK ITS LAUNDRY DAY. SARGE SALUTES YOU! -Noj Nov
CORT**No one has ever been able to fuck me the way that you used to. I think about you often in the shower. Would you ever be interested in getting back together just for great sex, and nothing else? J
EANED**Penis. 'nuff said. Luv Ya- Penis Boy
NICOLE**I love you with all my heart... you are the best friend I will ever have, and the love of my heart, and for that I thank you. Cabbit
SHADOW**What you are is hard to explain, The way your cock fills my mouth i can t complain, My WWP found the best, You're leaps above the rest. -Ginger
MICROSOFT MIKE**You need to be more outgoing. There are plenty of girls out there that are interested in you. All you need is some balls. We are all waiting to see you come screaming out of your shell. Your big blue eyes could melt the panties off of any girl, especially mine.
TO MY MOTHER**You are the coolest person in the world! I owe you everything and so much more. Best Friends For Ever And Ever, Mike
DEAR CHICKEN**Will You Be My Valentine? Love, Your Kreepy
GIN GIN**You have a HOT ass. By the time you read this, I will have already spanked it. Much Love, Dark_Reign
TARABEAR**You make me a better man everyday. Please say you'll be my valentine. Sundays are for chocolate and Jackie says hello Mr. Potter.
TO WINONA RYDER**You are hot. You know, I don't care if you steal! You can steal my heart anytime! Your Secret Admirer
DEAREST TRYSH**I think Emily D. said it best - "You shall survive, there is a sun...you don't believe it now!" You are beautiful, tons of fun and my savior! Love and lots of hugs, Jenn
MY LOVELY SAAB PRINCESS **We can't be together during holidays but you are always with me. You will always be my secret Valentine. Love Bronco Boy
SHOWBOY**In the past 2 years I can't even describe what I've learned, the joy, love and support I have experienced, nor the dynamics we have when we f**k...loves
KASSIDY**I Love You with All My Heart. Always. Marshall
OH MATT!**I love you, you silly frog! Let's go to the beach every weekend and make out in the sand! From your fuzzy green heart, Meg
SAMANTHA**Life Would Be Bliss If I Could Have Just One Kiss! Missing You... Love, Seth
PUTH N'BOOTS**Like honey to a bee I'm glad that you're in my life. Thank-you for being there.
LIONHEART**Year 2 and still going strong. What else can I say girl except we should be spoonin'! Luv Ya -Wentages
JMO**Keepin' it real Aquarian style! Glad you're my best bud!*B-Tard
MICHELLE**Love Ya! Let's go dancing! -ROMY
ANDREA**See, you're not alone on V-day, someone's thinkin' of you- it's me -Love Ya Mr Archangel
ALLY**LOVE YA LONG TIME! Where are you? The Archangel Family
SCARINESS**Broken hearts aside, at least we are still young enough to party-Glad we're friends again-I missed ya- Badass
ARCHANGEL MOTHER**You Rock! 'nuff said, I'm a lucky guy- Love B
BEAV**Glad that we've survived heaven and hell together. Let's never be like "them". -Butthead
JKLO**I know you read this and I just want to tell you that YOU ROCK! Thanks for everything.
LIONHEART**Man, isn't this so Bennifer of me to do this? We might as well place personals!
PANDORA**My entire life has been preparing, waiting for our union. Thank you for the 16-week revelatory ride. I couldn't imagine anything better. Love You - Love You - Love You. Satan
PUTHALINA**It's me again.. Be my valentine?
HEY HANDSOME!**My Hockey Playing Angel...Not sure how I've been so blessed, but I'm not looking back now. Will you be my Valentine? Your waitress-in-waiting, c
IANATOR**Just like a ninja, you are totally sweet. I'd be a sad panda without you. -a
KATES**You are by far the hottest movie employee at the Neptune. Happy Valentine's Day.
SONJA**A kiss and embrace in our bed, I close my eyes enjoying your beautiful body, the stars falling down, the planets passing by, we fly away into ecstasy, El Duke
IAN E. **Who is that hottie with the naughty body? That's right, you are. Business is over, it is time to party. -A. A.
APPLES**March 8th can't come quick enough. I love you with all my heart. Food eater.
TO POOPIE**HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY! I WILL MISS YOU AND LUST FOR YOUR SWEET CHEEKS WHEN YOU ARE AWAY.HURRY HOME. LOVE, H
PAUL**My little trout! You are like Gambit, Wolverine, and Dr Worm all rolled into one perfect, lovable bunch! Remember, we can rule the world... love your Pixie.
NAY-THIN**Oh baby. When you sing me romantic songs about suicide you bring sunshine into my soul. That's why you are amazing. Nonetheless, I love you a freakin' lot. Constance.
HOMEDEPOT MATT**You're hot. It's too bad that the universe has conspired to put up a cock block between us.
TO MY BRILLIANT**Valentine, Sarah, you're my favorite! XXOO Tyler
TWITCHES**I'm gonna piss on you, piss on you... love, RODO P.S. I love you more than my jeans.
HOKU**I LOVE YOU! HAPPY V-DAY! LOVE GRIFFIN
J.B. **Are you surprised? Happy Valentine's Day! I love you more than I can say. I will be thinking of you while I soak up the Mexican sun. XOXOXO Loves to you, Jen
SLINKY**be mine.
20 YEARS MY POOCHIE!**A little red wine and you surrendered those delicious Swiss buns to my ravening Searcherator. I love you so -- please look at me when we have sex!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY**To Tisa Our Daughter. Who We Love To Share Our Hearts With. Love Mom & Dad.
MY SWEETIE BEAR**ducky krisi. I love you so much, you are truly my sunshine, light of my life, wife in my domestic bliss hobbit hole, I'm lucky. Yer bear
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY** Little Laurie
SWEET-SPOT**You are so special and I love you very much girl! Take me for a ride in the love boat baby... sMoOcH!!! Inkblot
ZERO, MIYUKI, AND BOO**You are all three good kitties and I want to assure you that there is no problem with the food supply, nor will there be one. Sincerely, The Hands That Feed You.
DUB DUB**You don't make feel oogly most of the time. Uhhhh - if you could just stalk me, that'd be great.
JME**Saran Wrap and a Gas Mask? What do you say?
HEY WORLD**You beat me down and I get back up. You hit me when I'm not looking and I say "Ow!" but I keep on going, so there.
KRISTIN!!!!**"Sometimes I feel discouraged, I think my works in vain, but the Kristin spirit revives me again!" Oh dear. Anyhow, happy heart day! xoxo elisa
INKBLOT**You are my King and I am your Queen. Punish me with your love in the Castle Tower tonight... Ms. Godiva
JAMES**You rock and roll.
I LOVE NO ONE**as no one loves me. I'm just a little plastic skeleton who wears a motorcycle helmet in this big, lonely world. Them Bones
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY**to the apple computers of Mac, Molly, James, James, Tegan, John, and Elisa!
LYNDSAY**Thinking of you this valentines day. I don't know where our paths will lead us... but I want you to know that you will always be a part of me. Love, Brian
IF YOUR FARTS**didn't smell so good I'm not sure I would love you as much as I do! Fart Sniffer
ECE**I love what brown does for me! See you in my dreams and ...? X0X0, yo mon.
TO MOUSE**Happy Valentines Day to my favorite pussy in the world. Hearts, Daddy.
IF I DIE**before I wake I pray that this is the last entry that I make. Goodbye cruel world!
HEY BABE**You are the best of what's around! Smart, sexy, funny, loving, attractive, caring, hot as hell, affectionate, and have captivated me since I meet you! Smack! Love Ttocs!
IOANE MY TAMA PALAGI!** Chocolate Pancakes W/Whip Cream On Top! How Can I Say I LOVE YOU, hmmmmmmmm TTTTTTTTHHHHHHHIIIIIISSSSSSSMMMMMMMUUUUUUUCCCCHHHH. IS THAT BIG ENUFF 4 YA! YOUR BABY-Afeleti
MURTLE YOU'RE MY**VALENTINE TURTLE. ALWAYS WITH LOVE YOUR LITTLE GERBIL.
IN YOUR EYES**wash a sea of wonder. In your fingers lay a touch like no other. In your soul is where I lay siege and slip under this love that I'll need now forever...
ML**I am loving the time that we have spent exploring; can't wait for more. You are my new favorite drug...can I be yours? M.
I WANT TO SHAA**your sticky pie sweets! Then you can polish Mr. Salty if you please... See you tonight!
KATIE**HAPPY VALENTINE DAY. THANKS YOU FOR BEING TERRY'S BEST FRIEND. LOVE MIKE & SHERRY
DO YOU GET LONELY?**Well I get really lonely. I mean REALLY LONELY... Do you need a friend? I do. I REALLY NEED A FRIEND. Please...
TISA**HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. THANKS FOR SHARING OUR HEARTS & LOVE. MOM & DAD.
ROWE**HAPPY VALENTINES DAY. FROM YOUR BEST BUD'S. S & M.
LAYNE STALEY**We miss your art, your music and most of all you.
SHABBA!**I like the way the "twins" bounce when you play pinball.
I WENT TO**Inkblot.com and tried again. No response. That takes the cake weirdo. You loveless bastard! AM
I LOVE YOU,**Him, her, it, this, that, anything, everything, nothing, something and most of all me!
KEVGEE**Love on you! I swear it's not just the dirty monkey sex and drunken late night talks about socks and hamsters. Are you buying this? --hevmo
WHEN NATE AT** StumbleOn.com gave me the heads up to love again who could've known it would end up like this Carrie? I certainly didn't think it would. Rory
LOVE IS YOU**me, Z, M, and usually B! Mew!
PHAVY**Happy German Liberation Day! I'm so glad you're here; stay longer next time. Love Scott (left foot)
APRELLALOVE**Here's to our very first Valentine's Day together, and many, many more to come!! I love you SO very much, boo boo. Mollerina xoxoxo
SARAH**Do you miss me? I sure miss you. Sorry for everything. I know you will shine bright whatever you do, someone in socal is rooting for you. -M
PRESTON P. **I was totally serious when I said that I loved you more than outer space and keyboards, combined even. CHRISTY
MARINA**Thank you so much or being mine. I love you with all my heart and soul and I will forever. You are my everything. Thank you!
YOU RAM**Hopefully this Valentine's Day will be better. Thank you. I'll miss you like glue. You have my heart and are my love. Jessa LOVES Ramiz. Remember that always.
KIM**These last several months together have been the happiest of my life. Well, except for my shitty job making pizza dough. That totally sucks. But you, thankfully, don't! - P.
DEAREST BRETT**You are the one I have waiting for all of my days. I love your handsome and hairy bod stud, and affectionate ways. Happy Valentines Day, your man
TO MY TINY TOOMIE**I love my Minky Monkey, not just cuz you bring me wine and chips! You're my finest friend. Love, Mank
NANCY**I've been diggin' you for twenty-eight years. Be my Valentine And let's make it twenty- eight more. LOVE, Don
I/E/T**I can't tell one from another: did I find you or you find me? xoxo a/a/c/
JADE!**Met you on the 311 to Duvall lost your number. Call me? Matt
LMSNL**Stole you once, I'd do it again. Adil or Beckham, I'd drive them away. I'll LVU for ever, and want you here. Your sweetpea's waiting, FRU to be near.
J**You suck me soooooo good :) -R
EVEN THOUGH WE**are 125 miles apart, you are always next to me.
I LOVE MIKE**Good.
DEAREST SALLY**Your love keeps me going through dark times, your smile s the power that allows me to shine. I am so happy that you decided to be mine. Love, Niki
ALEDA**I love you! Always stay crazy and cute. I wish we could see each other more often. We'll hang out more at raves until I get my license.
HEY TRENTY-POO**You make all full of love and have made me feel like no less then a princess. This Valentine I give my heart, knowing we'll never part. -Nikie
HEY COLETTE**I love you for everything you have done for me, I treasure the memories and moments in shared. Love you forever my French whore. -Nikie
GERRIT**I love you so much! Thank you for treating me good and always looking out for me. Happy Valentine's Day. The only present I want is lots of sex.
DAN**You are the sweetest thing, you and your BOB. XOXOXO Always I LOVE YOU!!!!!!!
ALICIA**You are the hottest, most rockin bitch I know!!!! Thanks for being soooo great!!! Love Ya!!! Happy VD Day!!!!!
RICK**I miss you and I want to talk to you!!! I need a means to this end!!!!!!
ONE DAY AND**30 words will never be enough to express how much I love, appreciate and adore you, KRC. Your devoted lover and friend. CJM
SHAINA AND KATRINA**You are the greatest friends ever. Stay "fresh" chunkies. You know who
TO ALL THE**Sara's and Max, and all the others I can't name, I miss you all and I love you all. You keep my sanity from evaporating. Love, Fleur
YOSHIMI**My great friend. Let's lose our glasses by the roadside and rip this year apart! My wish for you a soulmate as fearless as yourself. With love, Nakamura.
WHO ARE YOU REALLY?** Maybe you are 40 years old, just like Jerry. And even if you ate poop more than once. I don't care. Once a man, you are my girlfriend now, and I love you. Grrr.
CASEY K. **You're sweeter than the sweetest 5 year old from L.A to Seattle. XOXO Mommy and Daddy.
HAPPY V-DAY, SCOTTY!**Our lives are a wondrous ship-swash ambling up hills and tulips to the tune of sunshine. I love you in all your dizzy splendor! XXXOOO, Robinski
MR. TATE**"I gave myself to him" That best describes how I feel about you. Your Own Personal Classic Girl
LAURA**I know your lovely Larva heart will become someone's shimmering butterfly one day. I wish you love, your friend.
JARED AND KIKI**Happy birthday Jared! Don't bite Kiki!! From, the Truman show.
MASON M. **For our anni-versery and valentines day, I wanted to tell everyone who reads this that I LOVE YOU NOW, FOREVER, and ALWAYS, Your bestfriend and Lover FLORIS M.
KITTEN KAT**I hope you're with someone who makes you feel safe when you're sleep...ing tonight. Me. I'll keep riding your roller coaster till you purr for me. I love you, Boo Boo.
RHONDA&CHRIS**Happy Valentines Day!!!!
RODERICK!!!!**MUAH CATCH~~~HAPPY LOVEY DAY, xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxoxooxxoxoxoxoxoox
LISA**YOU WILL ALWAYS BE THE LOVE OF MY LIFE. -CASEY
LUMINOUS ROBIN**You're the weather inside the piano and the pepper in the drums; the slow feather of waking and shaking heat of night; the smell of tortillas cooking in early July.
SARA!**I'm a broke boy and cannot get your chanell suit, but will you be my valentine? I promise it will be a hoot!
VEN**I LOVE YOU TOO.
LIL' PUP**I dreamt of you four times last night. It tore my heart. You said you still cried, and so do I. May the light from your green eyes lead you to happiness again. -love Scraps
HOLLY STAR**I love you so so so so much. It feels like 2 weeks - the best 2 weeks ever. Love, Jake.
DREW**If I had my way, we'd sleep every night all wrapped around each other like rattlesnakes. Ti amo. love em
SILVER-HAIRED MIKE**of Second Ave, your blue eyes and bashful smile make me swoon. You're so gorgeous!
LYNDA**We won the kitty lottery - you're our prize. The best food, most caring mom, and love us when we stink! Get yo paws in the air and say "Rair!" we wuv you, Brooklyn and Neko-san
J-DAWG**I'm neee deeep in luv with uuu. Forever yours, m-dawg, the mi-hi-gal.
TO MY TUESDAY BOYS**I love you all! - Your Guinness Girl
TO TYLER C**Late nights filled with calclus and people with mullets will always remind me of you. I will always enjoy your awful haircuts.-amy-
HEY BRANN SLANGE**You're my best decision, and the prettiest mail-order bride I ever did see... And by the way, I love you! Your Blaapus
TO VEGAS (JESSICA)**Though you may have grown up in a bubble, I'm sure you wandered on out and I got to know you. From Jersey (Amy)
SARAH!**Have a wonderful day, my dear. See you in choir, inevitably. :) Oh dear oh dear oh dear.... Love, love, love, caltimpkins.
DRUNKEN CONSTANTLY** We're going to dress in corpse paint and fuck you to death on Valentine's Day with our upside-down cross dildos in the darkness of the Carpathian Forest.
KURT**Your flowing hair, love of Azteca, and soft-shell jackets will be missed. Your basement will no longer be our social center. Please reconsider your move! -"city" of Juanita.
DEAR ARTHUR**Would you like some banana bread, Arthur? You can have two pieces. It's on the Chaplin. (Christian) Love, Fr. Foster
MAT-RAT**Ian I have spent many lonely nights waiting at Victrola for your fated entrance. I want to be your Irish valentine. I am cuter than Malawi's finest import.
MR. KIEHN**You are splendiferous. Love from the commenced class of 2003.
TO THOSE SMARTER,**Sexier, and Smoother: Happy Valentine's Day! Wish the cult could be together and eating Ben and Jerry's. Missing those far far far away!
ANDY**How I've loathed the time I've spent with her! I'm ready to move on to the real deal. Please enlighten me in the ways of Greek lovin'. Love, Boyfriend
DEAR PRESIDENT BUSH**I'm still working on getting that brain for you. -The Wizard
BL=PUS**allerede er vi gift et ar og jeg bare elsker deg mer og mer! Superstor Valentine KOSE, Klem, Myf, Slikk og Masse Kysser! Fra din hardworkinghandiman, Brann Slange
DEAR BEN**I pine for you while I watch you change from across the horseshoe. Let me describe myself with a few oblique adjectives. Love, Compassionate and Humorous
BLODPUS**Vi mÄ bare si, forresten, at vi elsker deg! Flammepus og BlÄpus
DEAR MOLLY AND JAMES** To Molly, a hardcore minus one. To James - a lukewarm positive integer. - RoomMATE pining for a threesome.
MY DEAREST ERDOGAN**Em yeu anh. Its been a wonderful year and I look forward to the many more to come. You are the prettiest boy in the universe and I hope you know that. Happy Haunnaka! -love Julie
DEAR AMY L. **Why don't you call/attempt to visit/stalk me anymore? I miss your vivid conversation skill and would love to get back in touch. - Jimmy
TO MY BABY**You are the peanuts to my midnight snack. This is true. Your sweet darling
OH MY LOVE LUMP**How I adore thee... seriously, two years is a lot, and I love you more each day. We can make it through anything! I love you, Tasha.
DEAR JIMMY**All those years that have come between us... let's tour one last time. That Faustian pact has to still be good for something! Your Zeppelin bandmate, Robbie
TO CONNOR**I will always be willing to steal pub glasses from Irish pubs for you. -Amy
MR. SMILEY**My big, hard, sweaty, sexy, orgasmic, tasty, soft, manly, clit master, every position fucking sex machine of a man. I love you and your beautiful equipment. Love Spoogy
PLEASE BE MY**VALENTINE MS. FLORES? HU GUAIYA HAO YAN MAHAL KITA EVEN MORE! MAY OUR LOVE GET EVEN MORE KRAYSEE THAN IT ALREADY IS!
TO MY FRIENDS**Cyndee, Crystal, and Erin. Let's keep rockin', cruisin', and dancin'! LKS
BD**I appreciate theeM your snuggles are something that I have come to cherish thank you for your love. Truly yours....
THOM**Have you seen any of my cards hanging around? Subaru Guru
CHARLIE**I love you so much. You mean the world to me. Thanks for all the things you do. Love always Kendra
TM**Squished against your side and the 88 lb. chocolate love machine I waited, preparing for sleep. Hoping secretly it would never come and this pack of three would nest until the spring. nv
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY** Megan T. and Diane S! Love, Nellie
HAPPY V-DAY TODD**and Sonya! Thanks for having us over last weekend-it was absolutely perfect. Love, Nellie
DANIEL H. **Wishing you were gay--and by the way, I want my heart back - David G.
DREA**I swoon to sleep as you drool. I wake to smile as you sing: "good morning!" then, weekend reggae plays and this dream unfolds until we sleep again. Xo
SUPER T**You know it's me. I love your mind, soul, heart, & heavenly body. Be my 69 valentine & I'll rock your world until the end of time. G-force.
STRETCH**(AkA Dirty bird)....I Still hate you!!!
HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY** CHEEKY!You're my daddy and my world! I love you crazy baby...... Pookie
MY DEAREST CHOOJ** Immense love threatens to burst my heart at the seams. You're so precious and sexy, thank God for you, my loving best friend, my one true love.
BARçA BEAUTY**I hope you liked the flowers!!! ~Bingo Boy
MY SWEET BABY**Glad I'm not in Florida, who needs the sun anyways! I get to plan my life and my future with you, what more could a girl want.
FISH CHICKS**Who'd have thought 4 dorky science girls could become so cool when together. I love you all and miss you like crazy, hopefully I'll be home soon.
LYNN**Wherever I am in this world I countinue 2 fall 4 U. Present and future my heart is yours. I felt it in our kiss...you're the one.JSB
OWLS OWLS OWLS!!!**I love you forever, my kindred sock stealer spirit!
B**The beauty you posses is driven by a great, powerful, pure, heart. I hope I give you as much encouragement, pure love, hope and strength as you have given me. Love D.
LITTLE BIRD**TWEET TWEET. YOU ARE MY SWEET TREAT. YOU MAKE MY HEART RACE. I LOVE YOU.
HOLLY**If I were a fag you could hag me any time you wanted. Thanks for being there for me. Andy
HOT SPRINGS CHRIS**with the cheap beer habit and small penis: Sheryl, KidRock and I just called to say something cheesy like, I Love You, Come Back Home. kisses, girly.
JULIE**I hear you're in the market for a friend to provide certain benefits. Though I may not have the equipment, I have the earnest desire to please you. - Corey
JEFF**My husband, my soulmate; how do I tell you how much you mean to me? You are my champion! You're my lover, best friend, confidante. I love you!! Laura
DEAR JENNIFER H. **I love you like a fat boy loves cake. Be My Valentine, Michael G
HELLO KATTI**Wishing you much love & happiness throughout the year, amiga! Hugs...G
TO EDGAR ALLAN POE**You Fucking Rock. Love, Mike aka .:KAOS:.
DEAREST THOMAS**Why won't you return my page? I love you. Helen
D**BE MY VALENTINE? I MISS YOU, & I'LL TRY TO DO BETTER NEXT SUNDAY, TOO. J
POOPIE BUTT**You're my one and only. Can't believe it's been a year. David.
