For me, every Halloween, it's a tradition to rent a GIANT pile of horror movies. This year, with this column, it seemed only appropriate to throw a couple porn flicks in the mix. I set out to rent Rob Rotten's XXX-tribute to George Romero, Porn of the Dead—the tattooed-hardcore-zombie-gore-fest with the death-metal soundtrack (think Deicide and Impaled). Hmm. Couldn't find it. Next on my list was The XXXorcist, Joanna Angel's head-spinning, bed-shaking, green-puke-colored homage to the original 1973 classic. Could only find it for sale. Dammit. Third on the list, which, boo-yah!, I found on the rental shelf at Castle Superstore, was Belladonna's My Ass Is Haunted. Besides having maybe the best title in porn EVER, My Ass Is Haunted is almost four full hours of all-girl-on-girl madness. There's a cast of angels, devils, nurses, and one absolutely unbelievable scene where hotties Roxy Jezel and Katja Kassin, while dressed in nun habits, do some jaw-dropping things with two crucifix-shaped dildos. Jesus. If their asses weren't haunted before that scene, they certainly are now. I think MY ass is haunted for even watching it.