The endless debate, that burning question on everyone's mind this time of year—you know, the "turkey vs. Tofurky" controversy—well, it got me thinking. Does our all-American obsession with food extend to porn? You bet your sweet ass it does! After you've pigged your way through this year's Thanksgiving plate and you need something to do 'cause Dad's snoring too loud to hear the game, go to your brother's room and flip on the computer. Jump to Fleshbot and punch in "vagetarian porn." Who knew so many ladies were doing so many, um, things with all those unsuspecting carrots, cucumbers, and green peppers. What? You hate vegetables? Try searching the meat-porn photo galleries of Dutch fashion photographer Remco van den Bosch, or the online gallery of Catherine James's Sacer & Animalitas. These may send you frantically hitting the back button—back to the kinder, gentler world of the vagetarians. Whatever you do, DO NOT accidentally end up at ObjectFreaks.com. If your mom comes in to see where you've wandered off to and sees that lady with a wine bottle in her hoo-hoo, you're gonna have some serious explaining to do.