Attention hecklers and partiers! Wanna drink free booze, win a kiss from Gary Locke, or crash a Republican party? Then check out this year's post-election parties and meet all your favorite stiffs in suits.

Al Gore, Gary Locke, Maria Cantwell, Jim McDermott: Seattle Westin Hotel Grand Ballroom, 1900 Fifth Ave, 8 pm.

Ralph Nader, Joe Szwaja: Speakeasy Cafe, 2304 Second Ave, 7 pm.

George W. Bush, John Carlson, Slade Gorton, Yes on 745: Bellevue Hyatt Regency Ballroom, 900 Bellevue Way NE, 8 pm.

No on 745: 524 Dexter Ave, 8 pm.

Yes on Proposition 2/I-53 (Monorail): Virginia Inn Restaurant, 1937 1st Ave and Virginia, 7:30 pm.