What's that, Corianton? You say you're going to be gone this week? Sure, I can write the Poster of the Week column for you. No, I wouldn't dream of using the space to plug one of my own posters, especially one that is already expired. So what if it's fucking gorgeous and kicks as much ass as the Japanese band it's promoting. It would be unethical to use this forum as a means to further my own artistic career. Wait, what's that? You say you do it all the time yourself? Well screw it then. Check out my badass poster, bizwitch!