June 1 marks the 32nd anniversary of the death of Helen Keller, the famously deaf and blind woman who overcame her impediments to become a world-renowned author and educator. To commemorate the life of the brave Ms. Keller, The Stranger posits the timeless question:

HELEN KELLER:

PRO or CON?

1. With her persistence and courage in the face of overwhelming handicaps, Helen Keller makes me proud to be a member of the human race.

2. With her persistence and courage in the face of overwhelming handicaps, Helen Keller makes me feel like an absolute piece of shit, as I am a fully functioning person with both eyes and ears who can barely manage to keep my apartment clean, much less write a motherfucking book.

To register your vote, call 323-7101, ext. 3099.