Does it suck being a cute barista?
Stranger Personals
"Not necessarily. Basically, all you have to do is play the oblivious card when people notice you."
Get hit on much at work?
"Yeah, by both men and women. I prefer to get hit on by women, but I'm flattered either way. Actually, it's more flattering when a guy hits on me. Most gay guys have really good taste, and they're really picky."
What are you doing for V-day?
"Right now, I'm single. I'm going out with a friend on a pseudo date. We're going to drown in our misery together."
What's the kinkiest thing you've ever done?
"Well, I can tell you about the second kinkiest thing. I finger-banged a sexy young lady on a couch in front of 30 people at a party. Still, it was consensual--I'm not some sort of sexual predator. That was in my younger, dumber, pre-Seattle days. I wouldn't do that now."
Ever masturbated while chatting with someone in an Internet chat room?
"Um... I plead the Fifth on that one."
We'll take that as a yes. Who were you chatting with?
"I can't tell you what I was chatting with. Most people online seem to lie about age, gender, orientation--everything."
Honorable Mention: Chad at Bauhaus.
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