"Hopefully not. Hopefully people are motivated to change their lives and achieve their fitness goals."

Have you ever been hit on by a client?

"No, I don't think so. But I tend to be pretty naive in those situations, so it's possible that someone hit on me and I didn't realize it."

Does the constantly blaring disco music drive you nuts?

"Yes, I hate it!"

Have you made plans for Valentine's Day?

"Not yet. I'm kind of seeing a girl. But it's a recent thing, nothing too serious. So I haven't put much thought into Valentine's Day."

Are you going to propose to your girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

"No!"

How many times per day do you have sexual thoughts?

"Probably in the 500-1,000 range."

That means you sometimes have sexual thoughts while you're with a client, right?

"I try to avoid that! But, yeah, there are a lot of good-looking women who come through the gym, I'll admit it."

Have you ever been rimmed?

"No! No! NO! Emphatic no! No!"

So, that's a no, then?

"Yeah, that would be a big fat no. No."

Would you say that you are likelier to get rimmed on Valentine's Day or engaged on Valentine's Day?

"Oh, no! Man! I can't answer that!"

You must.

"Engaged."

Honorable mention: Sue Favor at World Gym.