Cash & Carry
1760 Fourth Ave S, 343-7158
Thereâs nothing I hate more in this world than running out of toilet paper. Having to improvise with tissues or paper towels reminds me of bad high school baby-sitting jobs at the neighborâs trailer home or being so broke in college that there was almost always a stack of fast-food napkins on the back of the toilet.
Now, as an adult, having plenty of toilet paper makes me feel smart. Cash & Carry has the smartest deal on the BEST damn toilet paper in the entire city. I found it by accident while shopping for supplies for a big birthday party. Cash & Carry is like Costco, except you donât need a membership to shop there. They have great deals on things in bulkâgiant boxes of cheap good green tea, two-pound bags of tortilla chips, and super-size packs of AA batteries. But the main reason to go there is the giant package of âSmartBuyâ brand âValue Packâ toilet paper. You get 20 rolls for $11.08âthatâs about 55 cents a roll. Youâll never find that at your local drug or grocery store. NEVER. And doesnât EVERYBODY have better, more interesting things to go spend their money on? KELLY O