My girlfriend and I just moved to Seattle recently, and we decided to go out with another couple we know for a night of fun and excitement. As the evening progressed, we were introduced to a true Seattle icon, a celebrity (a Howard Stern wannabe, but nonetheless, a celebrity). After a couple of drinks, this "celebrity" asked us if we would like to accompany him to a dance club. On the way there, my girlfriend was developing a bad migraine, so she asked if anyone had any aspirin. Our "celebrity" friend was quick to offer her some pain reliever. Well, I can no longer refer to the "celebrity" by that name. His new name is ASSHOLE! It turns out the so-called "pain reliever" wasn't aspirin at all, but the illegal drug Ecstasy! Now I'm not here to criticize people who do drugs--that's a choice everyone needs to make. But ASSHOLE stole that choice away from my girlfriend! ASSHOLE not only slipped her an illegal drug, but being the true scum that he is, he wouldn't tell her what it was. "It wasn't aspirin!" was his only response. After that, he snuck away into the dark. He wasn't even man enough to 'fess up to his wrong actions. Coward!

--Anonymous