Snuff at the Multiplex
Vacancy Is Not for Brainiacs
by Bradley Steinbacher
Vacancy
dir. Nimrod Antal
In this ludicrous, though not entirely fright-free, thriller, Luke Wilson and Kate Beckinsale star as David and Amy Fox, a young couple returning home after a long weekend of watching their marriage disintegrate. Hoping to make the long drive as short as possible, David makes an unwise choice to abandon the interstate in search of a shortcut. Car trouble, suspiciously friendly locals, and a night spent at a decrepit roadside motel quickly ensue.
Director Nimrod Antal (Kontroll) keeps things brisk, and he manages to wring out a few genuinely creepy moments here and there. But unfortunately for him, and for us, the scriptâeven at an anemic 80 minutesâfails to justify the skeezed-out feeling the movie leaves you with. Let me put it this way: Thereâs an entire category in the credits for âSnuff Victims.â The premise is somewhat clever, but with so many of the filmâs manipulative twists and turns being reliant on the outright stupidity of its characters, you canât help but wind up feeling insulted. Vacancy may be a step up from such recent hack fare as Hostel, but then, when youâre stepping up from shit, thatâs not saying a whole lot.