1. How's Tripoli? Trippy. How's Seattle? βLady Gaga
2. Do you like igloos? Talk about igloos. I like igloos. βJames Blake
3. Do you want to camp after your show at the Gorge? My friend Kevin can lend you a sleeping bag. We have Fireball. We won't stab you. That's tempting. Let me think about it. βGeezer Butler, Black Sabbath
4. After breakfast in bed, there's the horse-carriage ride to the spa. What do I play in the carriage? Play "Battlezone" and get some '80s R&B greatest hits going. βBizzy Bone, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony
5. Have you been reincarnated? I don't know if I've had other lifetimes or not, but I regularly feel a kinship with the image of a cross-eyed Chinese man. βBianca Casady, CocoRosie
6. What did you think of the CocoRosie? The paparazzi? βTad Doyle
7. What's your advice to women in music? Don't pay attention to sexist bullshit. Don't lead with your butt or cooch. βAnn Wilson, Heart
8. I heard Oprah hired y'all to play in her shoe closet? Because she likes to have live music while she picks out shoes? We played the Bloomingdales in the Beverly Center one time, which is a mall in Los Angeles. βBethany Cosentino, Best Coast
9. Let's talk about your imitation of Oprah Winfrey. What runs through the mind of Tracy Morgan as he puts himself in the mind of Oprah Winfrey? That wasn't my real talent. βTracy Morgan
10. I spoke with Glenn Danzig, and he said punk is dead. I don't know if Danzig is really a punk spokesman. βMarky Ramone
11. What does Glenn Danzig do during downtime? I try to work out. I like to read. βGlenn Danzig
12. How do you crush a moth casually? You tell me. βAlice Glass, Crystal Castles
13. Ellen DeGeneres was so not into Jon Bon Jovi's lipstick lesbian look. Is that why they broke it off? I don't know if he and Ellen were really an official couple. What do you mean by lipstick lesbian? βTammy (who I thought was Dina Martina)
14. What's the weirdest thing you ever saw happen onstage? If it wasn't weird, that was weird. βGeorge Clinton
15. Has the announcement been made about the Postal Service headlining WrestleMania IX? Can I break that? What, that we're headlining WrestleMania? Yeah, sure, why not. βBen Gibbard
16. Do you own your own Slayer Christmas Sweater? I approved it! The ugliest fucking sweater on earth. βTom Araya, Slayer
17. What's the most disgusting thing you've ever seen done to a rat? Rats eating rats. βColin Dawson, Haunted Horses
18. With hoarders, there's a maggot element. You don't have maggots. That's true. I haven't seen any maggots yet. Sometimes I might leave a cup in my car. βPeanut Butter Wolf
19. It was the spot to hump disgusting old sofas. He was humping it, and he'd snap his head and look at us, and then keep humping. βJordan Jeffares, Snowden
20. Tell me about partying with Lance Armstrong and Lars Ulrich in Tokyo. Y'all had a saltine cracker fight? Lars wouldn't get off the bidet? Well, if we're talking about celebs, I'd rather talk about the first time we played in London. βNic Offer, !!!
21. What's a funny story from the road? I can't really think of anything. βRob Crow, Pinback
22. Then what happens? We see that his belly had indeed been sliced by the blade, so finely that the wound was unnoticeable until time began again. As life drains away from him, he sees that he's back in the garden where their love blossomed. βIoanna Gika, IO Echo
23. Next topic: Hayao Miyazaki's Howl's Moving Castle. I don't know what that is, but I don't like it. βSeth Bogart, Hunx and His Punx
24. What was Johnny Cash like? He was very friendly and polite and gracious, just an elegant man. βBarrett Martin, Walking Papers
25. What did you learn from working with Ice-T? How to manage money while making money. βShafiq Husayn, Sa-Ra
26. Who else was on that bill with the Sex Pistols the night you decided to form a band? The Clash, playing their third show. Siouxsie and the Banshees had Sid Vicious on drums. They did a 20-minute version of "The Lord's Prayer." βTim Butler, the Psychedelic Furs
27. You said you used to have a KISS room. Let's be honest. You still have a KISS room. There may be some KISS stuff around, you're right. βMike McCready, Pearl Jam
28. How the hell does Green Day have a Laser Green Day? You gotta be fucking kidding me with that. An interesting point. Someone may be kidding you, but it is not me. βLes Claypool, Primus
29. Tell me a story about lighting something on fire. There was an oil field with an old truck that looked like it hadn't been driven since World War II. My buddy hot-wired it, started driving, and then jumped out. We watched it ghost ride off of a cliff into the darkness. Then we heard a giant explosion. There were flames 30 feet high. We ran. It was a fucking oil field. βThe Growlers
30. There are farm animals. Where did you get them? Can I get a goat story? We crowdsourced the goats. We asked for one and got THREE. The internet is an amazing place. βBrady Harvey, Tea Cozies
31. What's this about you having an epileptic cat? We have an epileptic cat. Her name is Pearl. Does anyone else out there have an epileptic cat? βZera Marvel, Dead Ship Sailing
32. What happens to the character the night before he ships off to war? It's the allegory of man literally fucking the world. βNate Quiroga, Iska Dhaaf
33. FlyLo-Thundercat Meth will be a fine meth. Runnin' real deep in these streets, you know? Get yourself a team. βThundercat
34. Do you get asked if you're into furries? You know, the people who dress up in animal suits and Barney suits and stuff, and have sex. I know about furries. βMunaf Rayani, Explosions in the Sky
35. I wanted to ask about bandannas. Apparently, orange will keep you covered for just about anything. Maybe stay away from wearing a brown one, unless you're into that. βBrighton Kenoyer, Wishbeard
36. I pulled up a video of a lady who married the Eiffel Tower. She's an "objectum sexual." Objectum sexuals fall in love with objects. Crazy shit right there. βTyler, the Creator
37. I don't think of you guys as being "minimal." I've grown a fondness for the silence when it comes to rap. The spaces in between. βMikey Nice, Kingdom Crumbs
38. How many times did you look at Kevin Barrans's beard and think, "God, it's so abundant and silky, I could land a floatplane on it?" Every time I look at Kevin's perfectly groomed, two-foot-long beard, my imagination runs wild. I think about it being some other land that a really small, magical colony lives in. βFaustine Hudson, the Maldives
39. What's your passion? I'm fairly into anime pillows. βFrankie Crescioni/Jim James
40. What? But we're speaking. I was connected seven times by your seven managers. Yeah. I have the iPhone 50. It lets you speak to the dead. βJohn Bonham, Led Zeppelin.