Legendary Pittsburgh Pirates and San Francisco Giants slugger Barry Bonds, 47, will not serve time in jail on his obstruction of justice conviction. The abnormally muscle-bound Bonds, who holds the Major League Baseball records for career home runs (762) and home runs in a season (73), was sentenced to house arrest (30 days), probation (two years), community service (250 hours), and a fine ($4,000) for providing evasive testimony to a grand jury investigating his suspected use of performance-enhancing drugs. Chicago Bears wide receiver Sam Hurd, 26, who has recorded 53 receptions for 739 yards and two touchdowns over six seasons, was arrested in Chicago after allegedly purchasing one kilogram of cocaine (2.2 pounds) from an undercover narcotics agent. According to a federal criminal complaint, Hurd told the agent "he was interested in purchasing 5 to 10 kilograms of cocaine and 1,000 pounds of marijuana per week for distribution in the Chicago area." Bears coach Lovie Smith said Hurd's arrest came as a "total surprise." Former Boston Bruin defenseman and current TV analyst Mike Milbury, 59, who has famously protested the "pansification" of hockey, was charged with assault and battery after allegedly berating and grabbing a 12-year-old boy during his son's pee-wee hockey game.