Don't be a sucker and pay to see a show, get on the guest list like the cool kids do! The lucky winner of the King (or Queen) of Clubs Package receives free admission to the Funhouse for a full year, one free Chop Suey show every week for a year, one free Crocodile show every week for a year, and absolutely free admission to the Sunset for a whole year! But that's not all! The Showbox is also throwing in two tickets to two shows each month for an entire year! Plus you'll get a Mother's Day breakfast for four at the yummy Crocodile Cafe (because with that packed show schedule you're likely totally neglecting your poor mother) as well as a Miller High Life Happy Hour Party for you and 30 friends at the Sunset! Fuck yeah! $1,500+ value! Opening bid: $1.99!

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