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Why was my 6'5" friend standing up near the front? The answer is that's where people stand when they arrive before the show starts! Being gentle giants for the most part, we arrive early for shows we want to experience up close. Often, we also have shorter friends in our company who want to be up front. We usually let anyone who asks politely stand in front of us, within reason. But you, pal, are a classic show jerk. You're the wanker who doesn't care enough to arrive early, but is more than willing to push your way up front. You're the little twit that tries to sneak through the crowd holding hands with a chain of your chickenshit mates. At the FF show you were not only shoving my big friend, but also knocking into a number of my smaller female friends, repetitively. So, jackass, somebody called you out on your lame, self-important attitude. It was time to pay the piper, and you came up broke. But we did all enjoy hearing your pathetic whimper. Piss off!
--Anonymous
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