The Happiest Hour
Cowgirls Inc in Pioneer Square
Description: A popular Pioneer Square meat market.
Decor: Assorted motorcycle-themed paraphernalia, banging-hot female staffers, and, hanging from the rafters, a liberal draping of bras.
Other special uses for abandoned brassieres: To be fashioned into a rudimentary slingshot (by younger brothers), to be ogled and eventually sniffed (by sixth-grade boys), to be worn during intricate masturbation rituals (by serial killers).
Additional wonderments: Mechanical bull rides! (And they're free!)
Happy hours: Tues–Fri 5–8 pm, Sat 6–8 pm.
Happy-hour drink specials: $2.50 draft beers and $9 pitchers (Bud, Pabst), $3 well drinks.
Happy-hour food specials: Various discounted delights, including $1 french fries, $1.50 nachos, and a $2.95 cheeseburger with fries or onion rings. (And did I mention that rides on the mechanical bull are free?)