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The Happiest Hour

Cowgirls Inc in Pioneer Square

The Happiest Hour

Lucas Draper

Description: A popular Pioneer Square meat market.

Decor: Assorted motorcycle-themed paraphernalia, banging-hot female staffers, and, hanging from the rafters, a liberal draping of bras.

Other special uses for abandoned brassieres: To be fashioned into a rudimentary slingshot (by younger brothers), to be ogled and eventually sniffed (by sixth-grade boys), to be worn during intricate masturbation rituals (by serial killers).

Additional wonderments: Mechanical bull rides! (And they're free!)

Happy hours: Tues–Fri 5–8 pm, Sat 6–8 pm.

Happy-hour drink specials: $2.50 draft beers and $9 pitchers (Bud, Pabst), $3 well drinks.

Happy-hour food specials: Various discounted delights, including $1 french fries, $1.50 nachos, and a $2.95 cheeseburger with fries or onion rings. (And did I mention that rides on the mechanical bull are free?) recommended

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misogyny unlimited
Posted by panda on April 30, 2009 at 6:35 PM · Report this
^only if male strip clubs are misandrogyny. or whatever.
Posted by JesseJB on May 5, 2009 at 12:01 PM · Report this
@1 buy a dictionary
Posted by flounder on May 10, 2009 at 7:13 PM · Report this
@2: Misandry.
Posted by imp on May 15, 2009 at 9:46 PM · Report this

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