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Description: An artsy Eastlake joint that plays up its celestial theme with charming rocket-ship, space-creature, and astronaut imagery.

Other features: The freakishly awesome back bar (open Thurs–Sat).

Mars and Venus extraterrestrial characteristics, a helpful summary: According to www.world-famous.com—"the world's most paranormal site!"—Venusians exist on an astral plane, where they enjoy the benefits of circular vision and telepathy. Aside from having pointy, elongated hands and unusual bone structures near their eyes, Venusians who have adapted Earth bodies are indistinguishable from other humans. As for Martians, photographic evidence reveals blurry, humanoid-shaped beings that suspiciously resemble ordinary boulders (but are probably aliens).

Happy hours: Mon–Fri 4–7 pm, Sat 6–9 pm, Sun 6 pm–2 am.

Happy-hour drink specials: 50¢ off all drinks, $2 off pitchers of beer.

Happy-hour food specials: $6 Red Giant Pizza, $6 Moonscape Bruschetta. recommended